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Slap your Co-Workers Day
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 9:18 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

So i get to the office today morning and see a funny looking poster on the door.

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Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of all govt owned companies, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour – no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your”assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!”

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a great day

MARK YOUR CALENDARS

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So thats it folks. Now you know. So get your acts together and start planning how and where to slap that co-worker who has pissed you off for so long.

Cheers.

ps: I’m all prepared and cant wait.

ps2: The date is not confirmed but grapevine has it that it will be on 29th Feb 2006.

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