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Everything except his Face Visualised by archtomato On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 18:05 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. “And do not invoke with Allah another deity. There is no deity except Him. Everything will be destroyed except His Face. His is the judgement, and to Him you will be returned.” – Al Quran, 28:88. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Announcements
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What i really want Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, November 6, 2012 at 23:33 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, I want to meditate and find myself on the dark side of the moon, go on a steam-powered train journey that spans across 2 continents, hike the wicked merciless dunes of the Sahara on a 4 wheel drive, a long soak in the hot-springs of active volcanoes in Puna Coast and deliver a conference paper to the ~~lost~~ city of Atlantis. Cheers. ps: awesome? No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Announcements
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Archtomato

Archtomato . ~~Oxy~~Moron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

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