| Quotable Quotes – Friday Visualised by archtomato On Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:10 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, I personally find this hilarious coz its not true, in fact its crap.
Cheers. ps: Liar Liar! Technorati tags: Archtomato, Quotable Quotes One Tomato Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| Quotable Quotes – Thursday Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:48 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Here we go:
Cheers. ps: Sadistic Bastard! Technorati tags: Archtomato, Quotable Quotes No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| Quotable Quotes – Wednesday Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:31 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Wednesday’s great line
Cheers. ps: Money Talks, BullShit walks Technorati tags: Archtomato, Quotable Quotes No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| Quotable Quotes – Tuesday Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 13:27 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Today’s line of inspiration
Cheers. ps: NItewing is Magic. Technorati tags: Archtomato, Quotable Quotes No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| Quotable Quotes – Monday Visualised by archtomato On Monday, March 27, 2006 at 12:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, For the next two weeks, im gonna be busy with work commitments. Hauling my ass over to the Changi Airport and the Cuaseway many many times. Its gonna be a hard and rocky path. And ya, painful. O O, not forgetting uncool. So anyways, i will not be able spin much fairy tales and plagarize other people’s work that often. So i am going in introduce a “quotes week” this week. These quotes that would be featured daily are going to be from people whom i have met in my life. I will leave it to you to decide if they are worth following up with, but hey what the hell, im busy and im sure so are you. I am also getting a guest blogger for the next week. All in the hope of keeping archtomato.com alive. So to start off quotes week:
Cheers. ps: I always knew Saddam was kinda weird Technorati tags: Archtomato, Quotable Quotes No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| I want to Believe Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, March 21, 2006 at 9:08 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, When I was a kid, I learned that you should’nt exercise for two hours after you eat. I missed out on a lot of good work outs because of that. Then during my stint with the Singapore Armed Forces, we exercised before, while and after eating. There are many things that used to be “true” that aren’t any more. Drinking water is still good, but you don’t need to drink eight glasses of water every day. That number was pulled out of someone’s ass, most probably some Cambridge scholar’s ass. Vitamin E isn’t all it was cracked up to be. You don’t have to eat meat to be healthy but i still cling on to the notion that a chicken a day keeps the doctor away. And people cannot bend spoons with their minds, you only do that in the matrix, or if u belong in IMH. The weirdo culture was big when I was a kid. That was, a bunch of hippies who convinced the media that they could live without food. All they had to do was meditate and breathe the air. It turns out that the secret to their method involved eating when no one was looking. Assholes. Recently I read that many believe Mary Magdalene was actually married to Jesus, and the Merovingian kings carry the blood line of Jesus Christ himself. So biblical scholars are divided on this. One side claiming this to be true and the other claiming that the Bible has no recording of such an event. This kinda struck me as odd. So after 2006 yrs, people suddenly are shaking the very foundation of their beliefs? How many things can you think of that were at one time true IN YOUR LIFETIME that are no longer true? Cheers. ps: I want to Believe. But i would rather go to bed. ps2: Get it right kids, V is for Vendetta. Technorati tags: Archtomato, I want to Believe No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| Is co-incidence just a subconcious cognition? Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 11:16 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok,
Have you ever noticed that coincidences come in clusters? Every now and then I hit a cluster of coincidences that make me question my delusions about reality. I’m tempted to concoct an entirely new set of delusions just to make it all square up.
My current view of reality is that I’m in a coma someplace and this apparent reality is my dream. It’s not so crazy if you compare it to the alternative explanation that my recent job requires years of experience and that i have secured it with zilch experience, but also at the same time not being able to do something i really want to do. The “good ones” are so bizarre that I generally don’t share them anymore because no one believes me when I do. In my coma theory, the little runs of coincidences are the defects in my otherwise perfect delusion. For example, the other day i was at Changi airport to send a friend off, and then i hear my name in the intercom asking me to go to the CIS centre. It seems that their server had crashed and they were just randomly looking for my company staff over the intercom. They didn’t expect me to be walking past at that moment; they were just calling out to vent their frustration. I interpreted the experience to mean that the real me – the one in the coma – was getting a sponge bath. Okay, it gets weirder. I’m sitting at the bus all set to go home. My secondary mission that day was to pick up a network switch that my boss asked me to get. I had totally forgotten about that "arrow" until a couple of teens sitting next to me started discussing about which switch is better. What is the chance of 2 school kids talking about network switches? Hell, I’m sure most of the readers wont know what a switch is. So I’m writing about coincidences as a lucky coincidence happens that totally saves me. I interpret this to mean that the real me – the one in the coma – is being sponge-bathed again, this time in my favorite spot. What’s your strangest coincidence? And how long have you been in your coma? Cheers.
ps: Definitely took me awhile to write this crap.
One Tomato Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless ps2: To all psychology students: The word “Cognition” is applied in context. Technorati tags: Archtomato, co-incidence |
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| Employee of the month Visualised by archtomato On Friday, March 10, 2006 at 9:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, While I don’t condone stealing from work, I often admire the ingenuity that goes into doing it. I observed one of my collegues doing this: He is so cheap that he bought one of the portable electric batteries that you can charge up for emergencies, like jumpstarting your car or running appliances off of during camping trips, and brings it to work everyday and lets it charge in his cubicle. He then takes it home and runs his lights or microwave off of it. He says he is forcing the company to pay him a little extra by taking electricity home. He also tries to time all of his bodily eliminations to occur at work so that he uses company water for flushing and etc … to further save himself money and cost the company. If energy prices continue to go higher, someone is going to invent a portable battery that looks like a laptop computer. It will appear that you are just charging your laptop at work, but then you bring it home and use it to power your house. I like it. Cheers. ps: He got the employee of the month for staying later than anyone. ps2: In reality, he didnt want anyone catching him stealing a lightbulb for his home. Technorati tags: Archtomato, Employee of the month No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| A Moment of Silence please Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 11:27 Hrs | Minimum B.S. A little kid was found murdered today. May god bless her soul. Please post your condolenses for teh child. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless |
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| Placebo Effect Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 4:27 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok,
It seems like a weird coincidence that all of the vices you can eat, pop, smoke or inject have bad side affects. You might get lung cancer, liver failure, brain damage, or who-knows-what. At the very least, anything that makes you feel good also makes you drive like 200-year old man wearing a straw hat.
Hypothetically, if someone discovered a drug that made you incredibly happy, and scientists were certain that it had zero negative side effects, would it be legal? Assume it’s not patentable, and anyone can make as much as they want by grinding up some herbs in a bowl. So no drug company would prosper and no drug dealers would be necessary. I can’t decide if politicians would make the happiness drug illegal out of force of habit, or they’d jump at the chance to keep the voters doped up. I have to think it would be easy to fund big government if tax hikes made people giggle. What do you think?
Cheers.
ps: Happy 1st of March everyone. Another 30 hell days to another hell month.
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