Deaths a Bitchy Mistress 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

ok ok,

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The other day i overhead this little boy in the bus asking his mommy what happens when a person dies. The mommy told him that the person goes to heaven.

Well … enough for a kid i suppose. But the real deal is, when we die, people cry, and then they sell our clothes and shoes. Thats about it.

Cheers

ps: When i die, i wanna die in style.

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  1. family guy says:

    I’m not sure xD


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