May the 4th, Be with you !!! 
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The Perfect Gift 
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Ok ok,

The perfect gift has 3 elements.

  1. Not something you would buy for yourself
  2. Takes you on an emotional journey
  3. The journey is on a Ship

Cheers.
ps: Showmanship

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The Endgame is Near 
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Good Bye Snoke 
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Here’s to Fatty 
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Be Well Fatty ..
Best of Luck ..

Here’s to You


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Brabus 
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She flies yet again .. 
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Every 175 Years 
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Fortuna Favours the Bold 
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Ok ok,

When Fortuna selects her agents, she does so at a cost. She makes demands in exchange for singularity. She can be a petulant child sometimes, that fortuna.

Wow.
What a fine tale fortuna has spun.
A rich tapestry of details and peels of wonderous laughter.
Would i have know that a simple reply could have such power.

Have i been missing this all my life?
For when she speaks, i find myself in her.

When Fortuna selects her agents, she does so at a cost. She makes demands in exchange for singularity. She can be a petulant child sometimes, that fortuna.

Cheers.
ps: Here’s to hidden fats

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