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We are oft to blame Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, July 7, 2013 at 23:25 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, “We are oft to blame in this, ’tis too much proved, that with devotion’s visage, and pios action we do sugar o’er the devil himself.” Cheers. ps: The devil himself No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless, Tributes
Companions of the Tomato Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, February 14, 2013 at 13:00 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. I have had the privilege of meeting people who justified my principles, who gave me the strength to continue against any foe, real or imagined. These were the companions who stood by as i fought the helplessness, the rage, and frustration. These were the companions who played Left4Dead, ate McSpicy Burgers and did senseless things in the name of fun with me. These were the friends who gave me my life. I dedicate this post to the companions of the tomato. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Tributes
I am Archtomato Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 0:00 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the towns. I have spent the night in the worst of prisons and left with both my sanity and my life. I have looted and pillaged 7-11s that refused to sell me sandwiches. I have carried guns bigger than a elephant’s trunk. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to God, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep and defeated Chuck Norris at poker. Who am i? I am Archtomato. Cheers. ps: How is it? No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless, Tributes
Reading Aloud Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 0:00 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Strangely and deeply humbling: Iqra bi-ismi rabbika allathee khalaq. Khalaqa al-insana min Aalaq. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Tributes
Kuviyamilla Oru Katchi Paedai Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 1:45 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Enamo Aedho Ennam Thiraluthu Kanavil Vannam Thiraluthu Ninaivil Kangal Iruluthu Nanavil Mutti Mulaikkuthu Manathil.. Vetti Erinthudum Nodiyil Mottu Avizhuthu Kodiyil.. Aeno Kuviyamilla Oru Katchi Paedai Uruvamilla Naalai Cheers. ps: Em semmozhi in her full glory. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless, Tributes
الأعلى‎ Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, March 27, 2011 at 21:47 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Sabbihi isma rabbika al-aAAla. Allathee khalaqa fasawwa. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless, Tributes
Robin the Sissy Bird Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, February 1, 2009 at 21:06 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Here’s to NiteWing. Nite Bird of Woodlands. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Tributes
BOB Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Here’s to BOB. One Tomato Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Tributes
Tribute Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 1:11 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. For Ken. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Tributes
Tribute Visualised by archtomato On Friday, May 2, 2008 at 12:09 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. .. For Reggie .. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Tributes
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Archtomato

Archtomato . ~~Oxy~~Moron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

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