| Being Thankful Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, June 25, 2006 at 5:30 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok,
The Last few weeks have been about as pleasant for me as (pick one):
a. using a rabid porcupine to scratch my back. That’s because i have just met my project deadline. Its over now and completely successful. For the first time in many months now, i can breathe through my nose again. For those of you thinking about the same plight that you are in, I’d say its worth it (now that its over, i can start talking like a saint). I’m also thankful that my particular skill set includes writing win32 applications in C# and troubleshooting server inconsistencies. I could have been born with the skill for painting miniature pyramids on bottle caps. I’m lucky and thankful for it. I’m thankful that I can reach almost every part of my body in case I get an itch. Except for the middle of my back, which is the only place I ever get one. But I’m not going to quibble today. I’m thankful. I’m thankful for my kind neighbour from the top floor who shares his wireless bandwidth with me every time i log in with my sister’s laptop. He has been a great help although he doesn’t know it. I have renamed his connection profile as "Frenly Neighbour". I’m also thankful that i do not have to go through operations to "re-click" my knee caps. Tok has been through an operation and is going through a painful ordeal. God Bless. I’m sure there are a more things I should be thankful for, but I take all of those things for granted. And the privilege of doing so is perhaps the thing I am most thankful for.
To my fellow readers, have a great "Monday blues" tomorrow. When was the last time you thought about what you would want to be thankful about?
Cheers
ps: Spain might not become champions of the world after all !!! Damn!
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| Grammar and Spelling Visualised by archtomato On Monday, June 19, 2006 at 12:29 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok,
My blog is a writing that doesn’t go through a professional editor. That means plenty of grammar and punctuation wrecks for you to enjoy. I blame the public education system and Phua Chu Kang.
The only reason I dare writing this blog is because I have absolutely no sense of embarrassment. Most people would be horrified at the prospect of proving their ignorance to thousands (or maybe hundreds) of readers. My attitude is more along the lines of I have thousands of readers? Ok ok make it a dozen readers. If you notice a grammar, punctuation, or spelling error in my blog, and you absolutely can’t control your urge to tell me, please follow this process:
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| Spirit Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, June 18, 2006 at 14:17 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
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| Uncyclopedia Visualised by archtomato On Monday, June 12, 2006 at 5:46 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is a reknown website. It is written collaboratively by volunteers, allowing articles to be changed by anyone with access to the website. In January 2005 Jonathan Huang launched another website called “Uncyclopedia.” Its statement says that the mission of Uncyclopedia is to provide the world’s misinformation in the least redeeming and most searingly sarcastic and humourous way possible. Therefore, it frequently deviates from this goal, and produces humorous articles on all topics, most of which are not necessarily satire. Check it out here
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| Information Transmission v 2.0 Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S. ok ok, Information wants to be free This is what is going to disrupt everything you hold dear in the years to come….work with it or perish… The Enemy (you know who you are) Copyright (I would add that anybody unwilling to change or open up or collaborate will perish as well) Cheers |
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| Men are from Earth & Women are from Bones Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:55 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok,
Assuming we don’t look at the physicality and other obvious factors do you know a big difference between men and women. Well women can slap makeup, put perfumes, wear wigs and maybe get into g-strings to look good.
Men? No self respecting man will wear G-strings, Ricky Martin excluded.
We have nothing. That’s why over the years, we have found alternatives. We climb mountains, lay railway tracks, learn cooking, build bridges and even go to the moon.
You have any idea how hard it is to build a bridge? Its tedious and it kills more people working on it than it does if it were to collapse. And going to the moon, we go there to make a statement to our counterparts. I can bet with you, when a astronaut touches down, he’s gonna go the his lady and brag, "So … you saw me up there?"
So dark the con of men ….
Cheers
ps: Weird but true
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