| Tomato Embraces Religion Visualised by archtomato On Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:54 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok,
Like everyday i was leaving work for home today. Like everyday i took the feeder bus 238 to Toa payoh interchange today, and like everyday i got a window seat.
As i sat there enjoying the same crappy scenery i see everyday, my attention was suddenly diverted to a passenger in the bus itself. This middle age lady of Chinese origin was going to everybody and was saying something. I mean she was talking to everybody.
Damn. I sensed something amiss and prepared myself to take her out if she was a threat to national security.
As she approached me, i prepared my self, my hands ready to strike her down if need be. But she walked up to me and just said " Go to Church, Pray to JESUS, your life will be better."
The lame ass was promoting Christianity.
Being a good and kind citizen, i merely smiled at her and just looked away.
She persisted. She started asking for my religion and if i have ever talked to GOD.
I smiled and said, "All the time."
She was not satisfied and asked me of i loved him.
I smiled and said," I don’t discuss my personal life."
She persisted that i open up to her.
I got pissed. I may not have met god, but i sure have met many devils in my life.
So, very calmly and without any hint of loathing, i said, "Miss, there is a new church just across the road at the next stop."
She thanked me and alighted at the next stop to find this new "church", which happens to be a newly renovated polyclinic.
Bottom line: God gives a drowning man 3 chances. After that you are on your own. I gave a 3 chances to back off. She never took it.
Cheers
ps: I hate that woman. God help her. PLEASE!
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