| To be Continued Soon … Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 3:11 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, TV has so much power. I know it does. Because I bought the Ginsu knife about five years back. I did. The Ginsu 2000, actually. I can’t believe I did it. I can’t believe I wrote the number down. I can’t believe I called it. I can’t believe I gave them my credit card number. It was late at night, I was watching the As Seen On TV and it started making sense to me. The guy cuts through the can, cuts through the shoe. I’m thinking, “That looks So I called up and incredible as it may seem, I actually spoke these words. I said, “I would like to order the Ginsu knife.” Yes, I said it. And the lady on the phone just went, “Really?” Even the Ginsu people can’t believe anybody would actually want this thing. So now I have it, my shoes are all cut in half, the people i don’t like skinned alive, and I don’t watch TV late at night anymore. TV has so much power. I know it does. Cheers ps: I have since then given away my Ginsu 2000 to the needy. Technorati tags: Archtomato, Ginsu 2000 Main | Previous Article « To be Continued … | Next Article » There and Back Again ! This entry was posted on Saturday, November 11th, 2006 at 3:11 am and is filed under Ageless. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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