**Disclaimer: This Material is not intended for everyone. Please wear protection while reading this article or you could wake up stupid tomorrow. Your kids may no longer respect you after reading this article, parental guidance is advised.**

Credit to : Atomic for the Concept Art | Cog for making the paper swan swim.

This is the second article in the 3 part "stupid people" series. It will attempt to introduce the reason for stupidity and raise an awareness of how to keep stupidity in check. We present graphical representations and studies conducted by leading bodies. All information is deemed privileged.

What is stupidity? I do not define it as someone who is not good in school. Personally, I don’t think getting an ‘A’ for vector algebra in elementary mathematics has anything to do with one’s own biological stupid meter. In fact, studies have shown that the stupid gene (also known as the S-chromosome) is more active in educated people.

Stupidity can be described with an article titled "The Power of Stupidity" by Giancarlo Livraghi. It tries to establish a mathematical explanation to the anomaly. "Strange Stories from the Global Classroom" by Grace McCann gives real life stupid examples for real life stupid people. For example, a teacher in the Netherlands taught his high school students how to rob cash machines. A teacher and coach in India bit the head of a live sparrow in from of his wrestling team in order to motivate them. Now, these are some really stupid people.

Enter the S-Chromosome. The S-chromosome is a allele ( ‘gene’ in human language) that decides how stupid you get to be. Just like any other gene, the Stupid gene is hereditary. By the time you read this, studies would have already been started on finding a cure for this anomaly. For you to properly understand the S-Chromosome, you would have to first understand how human genetics work.

An example:

In the picture above, We have a mother with black eyes and a dad with blue eyes.

– The mom has both black (Bl) and blue (b) genes. She has black eyes as the black gene is stronger and the blue gene becomes a bitch

– The blue eyed dad has blue eyes as both his genes are blue (b).

– From these two people, their children have a 50% chance of having blue eyes. Any child that gets one Black gene and one blue gene will have black eyes.

Smart people call it the ‘dominant and recessive’ effect. I call it the black whooping the blue’s ass and calling it susan. Now that we have all become genetic scientist, we can now go deeper and study the S-Chromosome.

Introduction:

All references to the Stupid gene will be as ‘S’ in black colour and the smart gene will be ‘s’ in blue colour

Scenario 1:

– The mother in this example is smart with two smart genes

– The father has one Stupid gene and one smart gene. He is stupid as the Stupid gene is Dominant.

– From these two people, their children have a 50% chance of either being smart like their mom or being stupid like their dad.

Scenario 2:

– The mother in this example is smart with two smart genes, say like Oprah Winfrey

– The Dad is a classical stupid with two Stupid genes, someone like say .. MJ.

– The children will all have the Stupid gene and will never be smart. The Stupid gene is dominant. They might study medicine, and become doctors, really lame doctors.

Scenario 3:

– The mom is an ass.

– The dad can be used as a trash can.

– Their children will all be trash cans that look like an ass.

As you can see from my 3 example, just one person having one Stupid gene will be a force to be reckoned with. In a few generations, his entire family will be stupid and that’s just one family from one guy in one small little town. Now apply the concept in a global stage. From the time it took you to start reading this article and till now, thousands have become stupid.

Cheers

ps: There is no cure for stupidity. Better safe than sorry.

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