New Blog Angle 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, August 24, 2007 at 14:22 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Today is a day that i will do some planning for a new graphic induced article. i will plan it by using a blank paper. i will structure the layout which i will add all the details on it such as pictures; colours, size and what goes on as the image, what shot it is?

i have done some of my planning, which i have drawn boxes and grids but yet to have any written work on it. i know what to talk about but i am still stuck on the images and the works are still stuck between my brain and finger tips. Apparently it can’t spill to the keyboard.

First of all on my first paragraph i will introduce my concepts. This will provide what each of the next paragraphs will carry. i will also add few bibs and blobs about what the image is about, and how it links to the topic or how it doesn’t.

Next, I will write my contents, teasing the reader with my outrageous flair and bring them on a fantasy read.

Finally, ending with a punch dialog or a really smart sounding but completely illogical quote worthy one liner.

Cheers.

ps: All articles will have a post script.

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No Post Today 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 3:25 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

.. I Hate 9th of August ..

.. Going to sleep it off ..

.. Waking up tomorrow ..

.. Thinking today was a dream ..

.. I Hate 9th of August ..
.. No post for today ..

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Tale of the little bird 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, August 6, 2007 at 8:29 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

A couple of people i know are going through bad times. A little bird told me that when people are going through bad patches, they tend to appreciate anything thrown at them. I am trying to study this phenomenon.

So for anyone caught up to throat deep in shit, something for you to ponder about.

There’re just so many things that we have no control over. Things that we can’t decide over. Things that we can’t change. Things that we can’t stop from happening. Things that we can’t turn around. Things that we can’t help. Things we can’t do anything but throw our hands skyward and ask “Why Me?”.

Life has taught me to be open-minded to many things. Accept the facts, easy or hard. Accept the truth, painful or not. Accept it, whether you want to or not and to move on after that. We have to keep moving on no matter what happens. Even if we lose something so precious that we think we couldn’t live without. But the fact is we can, it’s just that it would be too painful to move on. But if we do move on, someday you’ll turn back and feel much stronger, with no regrets.

In reality there is only the present, because the past no longer exists and the future does not exist yet. Of the past and the future only the images exist, and these only in the present in our minds. The future, like the past, is but an ‘extension’ of our minds. Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do.

Cheers.

ps: Many people feel better after reading this article.

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15 Fun Ways to Say NO !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, August 2, 2007 at 14:08 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

15 fun ways to say no to assholes u hate.

I’d love to, but …

15: I’m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.

14: I’m attending the opening of my garage door.

13: My patent is pending.

12: I want to spend more time with my blender.

11: The President said he might drop in.

10: The man on the moon told me to keep quiet.

09: I have to go to the post office to send myself a parcel.

08: I’m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.

07: My crayons all melted together.

06: I’m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

05: I’m being deported.

04: It wouldn’t be fair to the other Beautiful People.

03: I’m building a pig from a kit.

02: I feel a disturbance in the Force.

01: Mommy told me not to yes.

Cheers

ps: Happy Weekends.

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