Ok ok,
15 fun ways to say no to assholes u hate.
I’d love to, but …
15: I’m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
14: I’m attending the opening of my garage door.
13: My patent is pending.
12: I want to spend more time with my blender.
11: The President said he might drop in.
10: The man on the moon told me to keep quiet.
09: I have to go to the post office to send myself a parcel.
08: I’m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
07: My crayons all melted together.
06: I’m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
05: I’m being deported.
04: It wouldn’t be fair to the other Beautiful People.
03: I’m building a pig from a kit.
02: I feel a disturbance in the Force.
01: Mommy told me not to yes.
Cheers
ps: Happy Weekends.
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