The Tomato Says 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 16:22 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

To the one who does not play the dice;

There is no such thing as a co-incidence.

It is but an illusion of the feeble mind.

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Outsourced 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, September 24, 2007 at 18:15 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I’m a fan of Russell Peters. I was watching his clips from you tube the other day and realise that there are really good racist jokers around.

I mean who cant like a guy who is an Indian dude with a white name. Plus he makes racist jokes, really good racist jokes. I think he is hilarious and i share in his humor.

I strongly agree that people take things way too serious nowadays and you can’t really tell a joke anymore without worrying who its going to offend. It has alot to do with timing also like when you use it and how you use it.

I believe he reached his audience and was able to open their minds up to a whole new perspective. Maybe from now on they will tell some rascist jokes themselves and maybe call there kids a Dee de Dee or !xblong.

I’m a fan of Russell Peters.

ps: Kid Rock would be funny if i could understand what he is saying.

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Code of Hero 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, September 16, 2007 at 13:46 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

A deed once done, cannot be undone.

Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly and deeply;

the evil deeds along with the good.
And let me be judged accordingly.

The rest is silence.

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The colour of light 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, September 10, 2007 at 5:44 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I believe light constitues to the formation of colours. They’re the same thing, aren’t they? Colour is a quality of light, Colour doesn’t exist without light.

Let me describe a crooked street in a far away city. The city lies on a
barren coast where the mercilessly hued sun pounds the earth like a sledge hammer. Very early in the morning, before the sun rises on the massive honey hued dunes, and when the night is just beginning to fade, the sky has the colour of forged steel. It casts no shadows, and so everything seems etched by that sourceless grey. The All untaught, they move with a grace beyond the capability of dancers. Their silent, beautiful procession marks each day’s beginning as, like shadows, they greet the dawn in a ritual as old as time.

Have you ever seen that peculiar light before the sun rises? You might want to wake up early the next time you go to bed to see what i mean.

Cheers.

ps: The location of my inspiration is classified.

ps2: Black is the absence of light, the reverse of a spectrum. Why is it a colour then?

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Where’s the fault 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, September 2, 2007 at 13:33 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Why don’t they understand?

Why are they so densely dumb?

It is the matter of style really;

A matter of communication.
We ought to learn how to tell a story;

A good story, with a happy ending.

Communication failure kills minds;

Even brilliant ones.

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