It hurts !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 8:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Been a while since i got sick, but i am again.
 
Body temp rising, throat burning, nose itching and sneezing, eyes crying and stomach dying.

Symptoms of Flu: The symptoms start very quickly and are

  • Headache
  • Chills
  • Dry cough
  • Body aches
  • Fever
  • Stuffy nose
  • Sore throat
Typically, the fever begins to decline on the second or third day of the illness. The flu almost never causes symptoms in the stomach and intestines. The illness that some people often call "stomach flu" is not influenza.

Flu can cause fever, chills, dry cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, as well as headache, muscle aches, and often extreme fatigue. Although nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea can sometimes accompany the flu, especially in children, gastrointestinal symptoms rarely occur. The illness that people call "stomach flu" is not influenza.

Hell this hurts
 
ps: Still hate NKF
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R.O.K v1.0 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:03 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

The good designers at Tomato Juice Corp have just again outdone themselves. They have stared helping other bloggers create visually stunning blog designs. And ya, its free.

You can find the latest design over at: Rilek One Corner v1.0.
If you have any comments or questions or anything at all, please email me.

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Crimson Dot !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, October 17, 2005 at 7:17 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

I was sitting in my underwear feeling a trifle too patriotic. I was getting the feeling that nothing exciting happens out there any more. Then I realised that, there are a lot of interesting things happening that people just happen to overlook. Hell, we have been overlooking since the birth of our nation.

– Buangkok MRT still not opened

– No fucking jobs

– World’s most cleanest country can have Dengue Fever

– Still no fucking jobs

– NKF is savings box for rich executives

– Still no fucking jobs but pretend those toilet cleaner jobs can boost economy.

– GST might become 100 %. Imagine paying $8 bucks for a $4 meal in MacDonald’s.

– Freedom my ass

– People get retrenched or have to do two job to make ends meet (day time do one job, night time drive taxi). Most lame senior citizens will bitch about how the youngsters should get a Govt’ job. Hell if the whole nation is working for the government, who’s gonna make money and boost economy?

– ERP charges rise and the hours are longer now. Might as well make it 24hrs. That way they only have to increase the charges every year or so.

– Medishield prices go up.

– Pubic transport fare of bus and train fare go up. This is why Singapore roads getting more car, thus needing more demad for petrol and thus the price always increasing. Which leads to the next problem below.

– Petrol price increase. They will start bitching about Iraq and Hurricane Katrina.

– Cannot conveniently forget to pay in buses thanks to EzLink.

– People living in HDB flats need to re-in force their windows with new rivets. Con artists get their license to cheat people using HDB names. I think its a ploy to revive manufacturing industry without a need to dig into state funds. Come up with a lame concept fo a need to fix all windows and people will pay. Or they go to jail.

– The upper class become deluxe class

– The middle class become the lower class

– The lower class become no class

– No holiday because no chance for vote the President.

– Housing prices drop. $100,000 also cannot sell, sell already lose money. The vicious cycle doesn’t stop.

– Study so hard , No jobs, Forced to study more, ridden with debts due to study, Still no jobs, take up lame jobs to pay loans. Why study? Educational hub my ass.

– After all the shit, the good jobs taken by bastards called EXPATS. Just basically rejects in their own shit hole who crawl all the way here and work for shit + $1.

– $600,000 is considered peanuts. Even so when its Tax payers money.

– Singaporeans are too fussy they say, when we turn down $800 jobs, but that bastard EXPAT getting a 10K salary with company shares. Its not that he’s godd. Its just that he’s foreigner and is most case can speak english with white accent. Hell, beggers in London and New york also beg in high class english. Might as well emply them and give them a fat paycheck.

Gone are the good days when life was easy. Now you dont get a job. You study, you don’t get a good job. Then when u get a job, you take all your money and give it all back to them. Its tragic folks.
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Sore fingers !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, October 16, 2005 at 15:14 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Been aggresively trying to send out as much job applications as possible. Its tough, no one seems to wanna answer my mails.
Maybe i must release a few birds like the Visa card advertisement before applying for jobs. Maybe that way more luck for me.
But then again, I have no money to buy birds. Where is my Richard gere? Calling all employers. Eligible and hardwerking employee here.
 
Yes folks, more good years ahead.
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Rajini’s Shivaji !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, October 15, 2005 at 7:51 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

I was reading off the newsgroups and movie news portals yesterday. I am an avid Rajinikanth fan, having seen his flicks all the way from the 80s. I never leave a chance to read more about Rajini.

I was pleasantly surprised when I found news about Rajini’s next mega venture, Shivaji. But my surprise turned sour too soon when I found a tragic news. I would like to share it with all fans. The movie’s heroine is gonna be a gal called Shreya. Some actress probably from Telugu Desam. This is one of the biggest mismatch ever. Poor casting there by the director.

But hey I aint the director and so I can’t do much. On a lighter note I also got wind of the story for the movie. Now folks, this is just a 80% confirmed rumor. As always there might be changes.

Shivaji is an Indian who’s residing abroad. He’s a celebrated educationalist. His passion is to offer world class education free to all in India. He invests all his personal wealth in creating high standard educational institutions in India. Corruption is a great hurdle in executing his plans. After surmounting all this and nearing the realization of his dreams, rival education institutions try to influence the govt to block Shivaji’s progress, but to no avail At that time, the opposition topples the govt.

This new govt orders Shivaji’s institutions to be razed to the ground. Shivaji has lost all his wealth in his ventures to realize his dreams, and how he single handedly fights the opposition is the climax of the film.

There are many story lines for Rajini’s film ‘Shivaji’ and what you have read now is only one of them. Kodambakkam believes that this is the storyline for which director Shankar is preparing his screenplay.

Courtesy: CineSouth

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E-Cai !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, October 14, 2005 at 11:22 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

I heard yesterday that E-Cai is turning 1 this year OCT 22. According to the chinese calendar, it turned one yesterday. I would like to take this time to wish it a very happy belated birthday.

About a year and a half ago the news of its unavoidable birth came as a surprise to many and it was a dreaded news. I feared for its future though it wasnt even alive yet. But now, I think the situation is more stable and peace reigns supreme once again. Hopefully it doesnt become a teenage menace.

It still cries alot, has developed teeth (a few) and makes noises which one can guess as speech in baby language. Its getting uglier though, and thats quite tragic. Although its generally well liked, i feel that it and i were never in the best of terms. Even now we are’nt in the best of terms and i dont forsee a future where we will co-exist together. Some people are like oil while others are like water.

Anyway, even enemies get birthdays and even enemies are humans, so i would like to wish it many more good years ahead.

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Dumb Bosses !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, October 14, 2005 at 10:36 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Who said your boss had to be smarter than you. Older maybe but never smarter. Below are some quotes from the higher management. Enjoy

1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.

2. What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.

3 How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?

4. E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.

5. This project is so important, we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.

6. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them.

7. My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn’t edit it. The disk I gave her was write- protected.

8. Quote from the Boss: “Teamwork is a lot of people doing what ‘I’ say.”

9. “How About Friday?” My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, “That would be better for me.”

10. “We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.”

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Job Woes!!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 9:45 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Am I stupid or what, to reject an job offers of 1.5k? The job agency called me that I am offered the job of IT Assistant and if want, I have to start work on thursday. I went for the interview on monday at that company. I really don’t know what’s up with me that I decided not to take up the job. Maybe because of the job scope that I am required to fulfiled? It is not the kind of job that I will fancy. But well, I do felt a big regretted to reject that offer. But I have no choice to continue to search for a better interesting job.
 
Looking more for a contractual offer so that anytime can stop work if need be. Currently waiting for a HR guy from kelly services to call. Please contact me should you have any job offers for me.
 
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Irai Samarpanam 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 9:26 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Recently I have become kinda interested in Thirukurals. I don’t really like the author but I like his works.
It gives off an aura of being able to play with the language. The kurals are equally as interesting as any of Confucius’ works. So today I would like to introduce one of my personal favourite kurals.
I may post more in the future :
(ps: requires tamil font: Vanavil Alayarasi)


In Praise of God

Verse 1 – Agara Muthala Ezhuthellam Aathi Bhagavan Muthathrey Uzaghu

Explanation –
“A” is the first and source of all the letters. Even so is God Primordial the first and source of all the world.

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A tribute to Blog Checkers 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, October 12, 2005 at 14:24 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

A special thanks to all the blog checkers out there. I could never have reached this far without all the support and constructive criticisms.

And ya quote of the day:
Donate blood, have a heart

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