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E-Cai !!!
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, October 14, 2005 at 11:22 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

I heard yesterday that E-Cai is turning 1 this year OCT 22. According to the chinese calendar, it turned one yesterday. I would like to take this time to wish it a very happy belated birthday.

About a year and a half ago the news of its unavoidable birth came as a surprise to many and it was a dreaded news. I feared for its future though it wasnt even alive yet. But now, I think the situation is more stable and peace reigns supreme once again. Hopefully it doesnt become a teenage menace.

It still cries alot, has developed teeth (a few) and makes noises which one can guess as speech in baby language. Its getting uglier though, and thats quite tragic. Although its generally well liked, i feel that it and i were never in the best of terms. Even now we are’nt in the best of terms and i dont forsee a future where we will co-exist together. Some people are like oil while others are like water.

Anyway, even enemies get birthdays and even enemies are humans, so i would like to wish it many more good years ahead.

Cheers

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