As told by Spongebob 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 13:02 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Hi all,

I am a fan of the Nic cartoons’ Spongebob Squarepants. Its a comedy cartoon series which is laced in adult themes while disguising as a kiddie cartoon. So far it has spawned 3 seasons all in dvd and 1 movie. Season 4 is now ongoing in nic toons. I have watched all 3 seasons and the animated movie. Cool. Now waiting for the complete season 4.


Some info about season 4:
TV advertisements for SpongeBob’s fourth season first aired publicly during the 2005 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. The new episodes began airing on May 6, 2005. So far, four new episodes and nine segments of new episodes have aired, with more upcoming including an episode about Gary running away and a sixth Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy.

The first new episode of Season 4, "Fear Of A Krabby Patty/Shell Of A Man", was a huge hit with many fans who had long been bored with the show and many more faithful ones who have been waiting for new episodes for years.

After airing three new episodes on Fridays from May 6 to 20, Nickelodeon did not premiere any new SpongeBob episodes until September 2005.

For the first time in SpongeBob’s run, Nickelodeon began airing 11-minute segments of new episodes separately, spread over two days. This practice began with the airing of the episode "Selling Out" on September 23; its companion episode, "Funny Pants," premeired the following week on September 30 (Nickelodeon did air "Selling Out" and "Funny Pants" together as a rerun on October 9, 2005).

Also for the first time, SpongeBob will be featured in a Nickelodeon TV movie set to air November 11, entitled Where’s Gary?.

Now i have complied some quotes, popular ones by the characters in the series.
"Meow. "

"Y’all better apologize, or I’ll be on you like ugly on an ape. "

"Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. "
SpongeBob SquarePants

"Oh, tartar sauce. "
SpongeBob SquarePants

"Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose."
SpongeBob SquarePants

"Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. "

"Psst, Squidward, I’m working in the kitchen… at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I’m chopping lettuce… at night! Look at me, I’m swabbing the bathroom… at night! OW I burned my hand!… at night! "
SpongeBob SquarePants

"Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease! "
SpongeBob SquarePants

"You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. "

"I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say? "

"I’ll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End. "

"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly. "
Mr. Krabs

"You’ve never heard of the Hash Slinging Slasher?? "

"I’m ready!! "

spongebob and patrick

"why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly"

"lets have another!!!"

"they blow up so fast *sob sob*"

"it’s big, slimy, and pink!!! Its an alaskan bull worm!!!"

"What are the consequences of what I have just done?"
mrs. puff
" Gold team rocks."

-the dude

Thats all folk.Cheers
ps: I hate sandy and hopes she is taken out from season 4 as hinted by the creator.
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Lighten up Meetings !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 12:32 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Many of you who are working might be able to relate to this:

1. Take notes in finger paint.

2. At sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously. Apologize for your sinus condition.

3. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, “Oh, now I get it!”

4. Wear a disposable paper face mask. Tell the group: “Hey, you don’t want to catch what I’ve got!”

5. Check your watch very regularly, every 30 seconds or so.

6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted.

7. Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the real reason this meeting has been called.

8. Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up. Apologize profusely.

9. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

10. Bring a noisy electric pencil sharpener. Sharpen your pencil every few minutes.

11. Complain loudly that your neighbor won’t stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

12. Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you in the conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour later, have a different person deliver another one.

13. Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor’s orders."

14. Roll your eyes at almost everything the boss says. If addressed directly, adopt a cowering posture and stammer pitifully as you reply. Ask that he or she “not hurt you anymore.”

15. During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.

16. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently.

17. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

18. Every so often, duck under the table. Stare in horror. Pop back up and look real scared.

19. Rubberneck at the notes of the person next to you. Copy them word for word. Subvocalize as you do. Tell them that they “understand these things better than you do.”

20. Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.

ps: I hate meetings, but love to sleep in meetings!!!

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Engay nimmathi !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, October 24, 2005 at 12:22 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Endrum unmmaiyaana thatuvam …

Engaayy manithan yaarum illayo angayy ennakor edam vendum, angayy ennakor edam vendum.
Engay Nimmathi engay nimmathi angayy ennakor edam vendum, angayy ennakor edam vendum.

Ennathu kaigal Ithumpothu veenai azhuginthrathu, Ennathu kaigal thaluvumbothu, Veenai azhuginthrathu.

Enna Ninaithu, ennai padaithaan iraivan enbavaneyy, pennai padaithu, kannai padaithaan, iraivan kodiyavaneyy, iraivan kodiyavaneyy.

Engay Nimmathi engay nimmathi angayy ennakor edam vendum, angayy ennakor edam vendum.

ps: TMS and gold team rocks.

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Open Office 2.0 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, October 24, 2005 at 10:24 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Hi All,

Sick of Ms office? No money to buy MS office? Use Open Office 2.0 ! ITS FREE

The new version of the OpenOffice productivity suite is now officially released. The open-source suite now sports a more professional looking user interface and a brand new database module. It also features the ace-in-the-hole – the Open Document file format based on the open-standard OASIS format for office applications. OpenOffice 2.0 now features a word processor (Writer), a spreadsheet (Calc), a drawing package (Draw), presentation graphics (Impress) and the new database module (Base) as well as Math and Gallery.

Additionally the OpenDocument format overcomes worries that by using a proprietary format for public sector and government documents, the public at large will need to pay for a proprietary program to read them. Furthermore, an open format is the best way of ensuring that there will be software available in the future able to read these documents, when proprietary formats may well be obselete.

Complete cross-platform compatibility and functionality between GNU/Linux, Mac OS X, Microsoft Windows and Sun Solaris users. Now, you can share you office documents with frens using other operating systems. COOL.

The Calc spreadsheet compatibility has been improved by the extension of the maximum number of rows to 65,536 rows. The extensions will not only please the spreadsheet junkies who like to use vast amounts of data, it also is the same size as Excel that means moving large files between the two is simpler. In addition, there have been a number of improvements to the Pivot table type ‘DataPilot’ enabling advanced analysis of data from spreadsheets and databases.

Overall, looks a very credible competitor to Microsoft Office 2003.


Ps: Happy B’day E-Cai and a 100 bucks says you will never wear our gifts.

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Shuttle Service !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 8:53 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
ok ok,

I have been busy lately with a hardware project that i have been involved in. Its basically to help a LAN gaming shop start up its hardware and network infrastructure. The shop is located in Princep Street opp Selegie. Renovation works, Aircon repairs, Electrical wiring and network terminations are being done concurrently. Together with all these people, a frend and i are setting up 60 pcs of brand new hot blazing hardware.

The systems are powered by the uber hot shuttle x-pcs.


Running on Athlon 64 Cpus

Graphics provided by the Nvidia GeForce 6600GT 128MB

Some features found on these cuties.

I think my next mega PC will be a shuttle monster liquid cooled to the extreme. Watch this space for more.

ps: Shuttle copied iCube but since i hate the Mac, i love the Shuttle.

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Fires almost out 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 11:18 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Was feeling under the weather yet again today. ya lah, i was sick yet again. Sad that cannot go for E-cai’s Chalet and BBQ at Pasir Ris. We have already given him his gift though. Some crappy 2 piece overalls i think. I am not sure if it would be appreciated.
Actually i wanted to get 3 polo’s from morris mouse for E-cai.

Brand new and going at 6 bucks a piece. Who can complain about morris mouse.
Ps: People wit more zits die less of heart attacks in old age. So think again when u see zits in you face. (ass not included)
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Cruel Fate 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, October 21, 2005 at 14:02 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
I get a job. Then better, i mean much much better offers come pouring in. Damn. This is tragic.
ps: I hate fate and anything ending with "ate" (excluding late).
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Subject 1010101 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 12:53 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

For today i have typed my entry in binary. Yes, pure binary. See if u understand. If u dont and still wanna know what the fuck im talking about? Down down.




Today is a good day. Yes, a gd day. I am involved in a 8 day project to hook up a lan shop with hardware gadgets and network. Then i get a job to do my favourite hardware engineering.

Cool eh … peace to the world


ps: I hate being sick, thus i hate people who are sick. Sick people please take not

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Stupidity w/o Limit is Dangerous 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 12:29 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


It appears that stupidity is so common place that we are beginning to not recognize it even if it slaps us in the face. And quite frankly i am getting real sick of stupid people doing stupid things. A stupid person is not one who is illiterate or uncultured, rather who is a person who just doesn’t give a damn about something then ends up worrying.

Cambridge defines stupidity as

-a poor ability to understand or to profit from experience
-a stupid mistake
-Stupidity is the quality or condition of being stupid, or lacking intelligence. This quality can be attributed to both an individual himself (John Smith is stupid) or his actions, words or beliefs (John Smith’s policies are stupid). The determination of who is stupid is difficult, despite attempts to measure intelligence (and thus stupidity) such as IQ tests.

So if you spot any stupidity or stupid people in your lives, please report them to your local law enforcement agency. In Singapore, that would be James Lye at 999. Or alternately you can drop me a line, with their name, location and stupid act (stupid act must be well documented) so that i can pop up and dis-integrate them.

PS: I hate stupid people because they are an allergy.

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Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 5:20 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
ok ok,
Heres the drift ….
A fren of mine named Toothfairy, rightly so for his shining and stylish teeth, told me that a few days back our former Unit, SISPEC had been under the TV’s spotlight. It seems that Mediacorp had gone to Sispec to interview Muslim trainees and instructors on how they cope with training during the holy month of Ramadan.
My former Company, Alpha company, also affectionately known as A Block was where most of the interviews were done. Maybe because its situated at the heart of Sispec. A frend of mine, 2SG Redzuan aka Cool, was the instructor choosen to give his take to TV. He probably got lucky considering the fact that the four horsemen (Me,Toothfairy, Robbie, black rose) of A-block have already ORDed. The documentary had followed him on one training mission to show the lovely parents in lovely Singapore how shiok the stinking army is.

From what i heard, Cool was preety fierce with his trainees during the filming, Thats probably a good thing. But the trainees looked dead and unresponsive, Now thats probably a bad thing.

Well, Cool’s famous now and most probably will be acting part time for Suria. Thank God, they never show Moses aka Black chains. On a lighter note, so many years, so many batches so many people have handled Ramadan well, even so considering the fact that training now is a joke compared to last time. I agree with ToothFairy, only 28th and 29th batches rule, the rest sucks and can go and rot.
Ps: Still missing A Block but loath SISPEC !!!
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