Vrooom Vrooom …
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 1:26 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,
People will kill each other for a parking space in Singapore nowadays because they think, “If I don’t get this one, I may never get a space. I’ll be searching for months until somebody goes out to JB.” Because everybody in Singapore knows there’s way more cars than parking spaces. You see more cars driving around all hours of the night than the cars parked.
The problem is, while car manufacturers are building hundreds of thousands of new cars every year, they’re not making any new spaces. That’s what they should be working on. Wouldn’t that be great, you go to the auto show and they’ve got a big revolving turntable with nothing on it.
“New from Cherry-QQ, a space.”
Cheers.
ps: Please buy a car, so the rest of us can just ride along.
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PP grieves …
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, June 20, 2010 at 3:34 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Sad news for PP … Hope the sad bash will help …
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Jobs and One-Liners
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 17:37 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,
Women need to like the job of the guy they’re dating. If they don’t like the job, they don’t like the guy. Men know this—which is why we make up the phony, bogus names for the jobs that we have. “Well right now, I’m the regional management supervisor … I’m in development … I’m an architect … I consult …”.
Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman, are not that concerned with her job. We’ll just go, “Really? Slaughterhouse? Is that where you work? That sounds interesting. So, what do you have, a big cleaver and you just lop their heads right off?
Cheers.
ps: I’m thinking what line i can use …
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Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.
He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.
Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.
He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.
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