Sinthanai Sirpi 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, November 29, 2010 at 1:16 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Avar sonnar, ivar sonnar endru nambi arivu elenthu thadumaara vendaam.
Evar sonna sol anaalum, adhanai un pagutharivaal ini paarpaai.
Appadi paarthathaal thaan silai vadikkum sirpi, sinthanai sirpi yaaga maara mudinthathu.


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Short Cuts 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, November 11, 2010 at 21:52 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Of course we all try and save time. Cutting corners, little short cuts. But no matter how much time you save, at the end of your life, there’s no extra time saved up. You’ll be going, “What do you mean there’s no time? I had a microwave oven, velcro shoes, a clip-on tie. Where is that time?”

But there isn’t any. Because when you waste time in life, they subtract it. Like if you saw all the Rocky movies or those medical examinations in NUS, they deduct the mistakes and wastage. So you’ve got to be careful. You can take the Concorde to Europe to save time, but if they show soul plane DVD on the plane, you’re right back where you started from.

Cheers.
ps: Need more time …

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