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Realization Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 22:53 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, I have come to realise, after much after thought, soul searching and reflection that women have powers far beyond those of mortal men. A woman from Dell Sales side left a message on my phone the other day, with kind of a breathy voice. And no matter what a woman says, if it’s in that breathy voice, it sounds so appealing. A stewardess could lean over, whisper in my ear, “Would you put on your seatbelt? We’re about to crash into a mountain.” And I would go, “Really? So what are you doing later by the ruptured fuselage? What do you say we meet for some peanuts over by the black box? I’ll bring the cushions.” Cheers. ps: Maybe that’s why planes crash so much No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
The Greatest Trick Visualised by archtomato On Monday, January 25, 2010 at 22:54 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn’t exist … No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
Kansas City Shuffle Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 23:37 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Its a blindfold kick back type of a game Called the Kansas City Shuffle Whereas you look left and they fall right Into the Kansas City Shuffle Its a they-think you-think you don’t know Type of Kansas City hustle Where you take your time Wait your turn And hang them up, and out to dry Cheers. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
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Archtomato . ~~Oxy~~Moron .
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Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

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