The Salmon Under My Sweater 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:14 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,

With the mundane routine in our lives –  work, play, eat sleep continuum subtly guiding our lives, i think sometimes we refuse to see the new things that happen everyday.
Just this week alone i learnt quite a few new things.

What I've learned so far:
1. How to take a shoe imprint out of snow (hot sulfur, interestingly enough).
2. Paint chips are used in identifying criminals, but there needs to be at least eight layers of paint in the chip for it to be admissible.
3. I hate medieval history.
4. People weigh lesser when they die.
5. I automatically take people with British accents more seriously because they seem smarter.
6. I hate people with British accent.
7. Death is not funny, but people are funny. I would like to add to that that sex is funny, but dead people having sex isn't.
8. All fantasy writers are nice, except for the three assholes, and everyone knows who they are.
9. The Best Little Girl in The World is actually a movie about bulimia
10. A search for "failure" yields a top hit for the US president in google.

11. No two things can exist at the same place at same time, it creates a Paradox.

O and by the way, i overheard this riddle in the bus. And like hell i cant get an answer. Any suggestions? "I have no mother and no father and was born without skin. I made a noise at birth and haven't made a sound since. Who am I?"

So what have you learned today?

ps: While penning this post script i realized the answer for the riddle.

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Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

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