Darth Danbo 
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Darth Danbo

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Most Dangerous 
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Darth Vader Typography 
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The 3 Things 
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There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.


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Dark Knight Rises 
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1 Ramadan 1433H 
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I am not a profound person but i would like to make a statement. Your day of fasting should not be like ordinary days. When you fast, all your senses, eyes, ears, tongue, hands, and feet should fast with you. Maximum Power to everyone. Peace be upon you all.


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Long term Happiness 
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Ok ok,

Imagine a world where humans were born with magical buttons. When someone else pushes your button, it makes you very happy. But like tickling, it only works when someone else presses it. You just reach over, press it once, and the other person becomes wildly happy for a specific number of minutes, so its a short term inducement of happiness. What would happen in such a world?

One would swear that everyone in that world would be happy all the time. People would make agreements with each other to push each other’s buttons on a regular basis, thus guaranteeing the complete and utter happiness of all humans. I beg to differ.

The first thing that would happen is that we would create some rules of etiquette saying you can’t press anyone’s button without explicit permission. Some sort of invasion of privacy bullshit that the big brother often preaches about. You wouldn’t want people making you happy against your wishes. Who needs that. Nobody would need that.

The next thing that would happen is that people would realize they can sell the button-pushing service. People would stop giving it away for free. You would be begging people to press your button and it would just seem pathetic. You might get some takers for a brief button-pushing fling, but it would get tiresome to push another person’s button every few minutes all day.

Perhaps some people would give their button-pushing services away for free, to anyone who asked. Let’s call those people generous, or as they would become known in this hypothetical world: crazy sluts. Button pushing would become an issue of power and politics within relationships and within business. The rich and famous would get their buttons pushed all day long, while the lonely would fantasize about how great that would be.

I can’t think of any imaginary situation in which long term happiness could come from other people. The best you can hope for is that other people won’t thwart your efforts to make yourself happy. So the question now becomes, what are YOU doing to make/keep yourself happy?

Cheers.
ps: Kind of sad isn’t it.

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1st Rule of Fight Club 
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First Rule of Fight Club

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Karupey Azhagu 
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Karigaalan, Kaal Karrupu.
Kaarmega Kannan, Kannabiraan Karuppu.
Aal Kadal, Kobathil Karuppu.
Adai Mazhai Peiyyum Vaanam Karuppu.
Karrupey Alagu


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All about her 
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She comes like fullest moon on happy night,
Taper of waist with shape of magic might.
She hath an eye whose glances quell mankind,
And ruby on her cheeks reflects his light.
Enveils her hips the blackness of her hair-
Beware of curls that bite with viper bite!
Her sides are silken-soft, that while the heart
Mere rock behind that surface ‘scapes our sight.
From the fringed curtains of her eyne she shoots
Shafts that at furthest range on mark alight.
– One Thousand and One Nights


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