Einstein would puke at this 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 0:21 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

For something to exist, it has to be observed. For something to exist, it has to have a position in time and space.

And this explains why nine-tenths of the mass of the universe is unaccounted for. Nine-tenths of the universe is the knowledge of the position and direction of everything in the other tenth. Every atom has its biography, every star its file, every chemical exchange its equivalent of the inspector with a clipboard. It is unaccounted for because it is doing the accounting for the rest of it, and you cannot see the back of your own head.

Nine-tenths of the universe, in fact, is the paperwork. And if you want the story, then remember that a story does not unwind. It weaves. Events that start in different places and different times all bear down on that one tiny point in space-time, which is the perfect moment.

Supposing an emperor was persuaded to wear a new suit of clothes whose material was so fine that, to the common eye, the clothes weren’t there. And suppose a little boy pointed out this fact in a loud, clear voice. Then you have The Story of the Emperor Who Had No Clothes.

For something to exist, it has to be observed. For something to exist, it has to have a position in time and space.

Cheers.
ps: It’s all relative then?

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I am Archtomato 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the towns. I have spent the night in the worst of prisons and left with both my sanity and my life. I have looted and pillaged 7-11s that refused to sell me sandwiches. I have carried guns bigger than a elephant’s trunk. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to God, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep and defeated Chuck Norris at poker.

Who am i? I am Archtomato.

Cheers.
ps: How is it?

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1 Syawal 1433H 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, August 18, 2012 at 19:15 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


The best of Eidul Fitr and peace be upon all of us by HIS grace.
Fa inna ma’al ‘usri yusra Inna ma’al ‘usri yusra (5-6).
This, we must believe.


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Just Fine and Rhythmic 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 1:15 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

English is a very funny language but a fine and rhythmic language also. It’s the passion of the nation. It’s a condition and consideration that the conjunction becomes an injunction. The injunction becomes an irritation. Fetations and temptations are the scum of the nation because conditions become contradictions and considerations become premonitions. That’s why fiction often revels in pollution, diffusion, destruction, demolition, demonstration, declaration, degeneration, depredation, deliberation and concoction.

Cheers.
ps: How is it?

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Forgetting where you came in 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 8, 2012 at 23:53 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, and like a forest it’s easy to lose your way; to get lost; to forget where you came in.


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Fundamental Truth 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, August 6, 2012 at 23:35 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Some Fundamental Truth for consideration,

(1) It Has To Work.

(2) No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can’t increase the speed of light. No matter how hard you try, you can’t make a baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won’t make it happen any quicker.

(3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this isnot necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

(4) Some things in life can never be fully appreciated nor understood unless experienced firsthand.

(5) It is always possible to agglutinate multiple separate problems into a single complex interdependent solution. In most cases this is a bad idea.

(6) It is always possible to add another level of indirection to any design.

(7) It is always something. Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two (you can’t have all three).

(8) It is always more complicated than you think.

(9) For all resources, whatever it is, you need more.

(10) One size never fits all.

(11) Every old idea will be proposed again with a different name and a different presentation, regardless of whether it works.

(12) Perfection has been reached not when thereis nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Cheers.
ps: RFC1925 …

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Darth Danbo 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 22:30 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Darth Danbo

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