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And thats how the Cookie Crumbles
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, December 9, 2011 at 4:44 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

But I have to say I enjoy adulthood. I enjoy the fact that now, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie. You know the chocolaty kind with cream in between. Hell i will have three cookies or four cookies or eleven cookies if I want. Whats the big deal with the cookies? Well when i was younger i used to get the, “Not before dinner.” “Not too many.” “You’ve had enough.” “Not now.” Well mommy, guess what, now I’m a grown-up, give me the cookies!

Many times I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. Beyond recognition. Then I tell my mother just to rub it in. “Yo Mom? I just ruined my entire appetite. . . . Cookies.” So what if I ruin it? See, as adults we understand, even if you ruin an appetite, there’s another appetite coming right behind it. I see no danger in running out of appetites. And speaking of appetites, i’m feeling hungry again. Cookie anyone?

Cheers.
ps: More adults spoke to their moms while eating cookies after reading this article

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