Being Concept 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, May 16, 2011 at 21:55 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Man on the moon, Tax Reliefs, Money and Love at First sight (and possibly “The Opposition”), I am more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Cheers.
ps: Happy Vesak Day Everyone !!!

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Bad Dressing 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, May 15, 2011 at 17:35 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Your body is your innermost and truest outfit. Your house is another layer of wardrobe. Then your neighborhood, your town, your grc. It’s all one giant outfit.

We’re wearing everything. That’s why in certain towns, no matter what you’ve got on, you’re a bad dresser. Just for being there. Some places you’re better off just moving instead of changing.

Cheers.
ps: This post is non political

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The Ride of your Life 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, May 12, 2011 at 1:01 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Life is truly a ride. We’re all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he’s ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each  passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair’s messed, you’re out of breath, and you didn’t throw up.

Cheers.
ps: Vroom-Vroom

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Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

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