Fear me

The devil himself could not pronounce a title more hateful to mine ear.

No, nor more fearful

Cheers

ps: I hate the minions of devil. They are poseurs

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Ok ok,

I checked my mail today like everyday for the last 12 years and i found a fan mail for one of my blog entries. It seems people actually come round and read the senseless things i publish. Interesting. Maybe if i can get a few sponsors to put up banners in my site, maybe i can make money, good money. Now thats a thought.

Ok, back to the Fan mail issue.

This is the blog entry

And heres the Fan mail.

Dear Tomoto,

I saw your mrt roadmap for the future. its disgsting. I would like to say, i dont like u, ur blog or whatever and whoever is assocaited with you. Buangkok is opening soon, and as resident of Buangkok we will put our town on the map. I think you are spiteful by teasing us and by not rallying to our course. i will pray to God everyday that there will never be a Bukit Timah line. I want to see you cry like a pig. Again, i hate you and i think you shit.

Warmest regards,

anonymous

My reply:

Dear anonymous,

1. I was pleasantly surprised to see your fan mail. Thanks for writing. Although I frankly think that you should give up writing and run to the furthest side of the world. You mail is full of mistakes, full of grammar and spelling mistakes. Spelling firstly, Disgusting is spelled as D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G and not disgsting. When you want to express hate, you have to spell rightly first. Grammatically, when you write a hate mail, what kind of a jackass uses "warmest regards" at the end. That means u actually like me.
2. Moving on, I am overjoyed that Buangkok station is going to be opened, but I don’t really care. I am never going there. Trust me when I say this, It was not because of you the stations opening. When u cannot write a hate mail, it means you can’t do anything right.
3. I am spiteful because I don’t care that your beloved station was not operating? That’s funny, that’s not spiteful, that’s not giving a shit. Please try to be more convincing next time. Ok, whets the deal about wanting to see me cry? If I am going to cry because there is no MRT line at my doorstep, I would have started, which I never did. Moreover, that will make me look like you, a loser. I won’t do that.
4. Finally, the problem with your hate mail is, it feels like a 3rd century greeting message and has no wrath in it. You want to insult someone; you need a certain flair for it, which I feel was never part of your genetic makeup, or your father’s for that matter. This is my blog and I write what I feel is right. I never did invite anyone to read it and if they did never invited anyone to comment about it. So, kindly take you load of crap and stuff it up your ass.
5. When you read the mail, please look up the dictionary for the meaning of the more eloquent words. It may astound you. I wish you well and hope never to hear from or see you ever. For the record, its "Tomato" not "Tomoto".

This is a computer generated message. Please do not reply.

So folks, That was the interesting matter i was talking about. Maybe you all should start receiving your own hate mails. They are sure fun.

Cheers

ps: That guy must be experiment gone wrong between a horse and a human.

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Cheers.
ps: Malaysians can be such a chore.

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Hi all, introducing my boss,

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.

When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.

When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.

Cheers
ps: Bosses are assess

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ok ok,

Just a smallist for anime and cartoon fans, Some airing in Nicktoons,
Animax, Cartoon Network and KidsCentrals.

Avatar the last Airbender Chapter 1-15

Bleach Ep57

Justice league Season 3

Jackie Chan Adventures Season 5

*Samurai Jack Season 1 and 2

Samurai X

Shaolin Showdown Season 2

Spongebob Squarepants Season 4 01-06

*Starwars Clonewars Parts 1 & 2

Teen Titans Ep 58

* Highly Recommended

Hope it helps.Cheers

ps: Samurai Jack is cool and Patrick reminds me of Zulfadli.

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Hi all,

i find work a kind of government conspiracy. Take a look at the below:

IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.

AT WORK…..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

IN PRISON…You get three meals a day.

AT WORK…..You only get a break for 1 meal; you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON…You get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK…..You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON…A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK…..You must carry around a security card and unlock and open

all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON…You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK…..You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON…You get your own toilet.

AT WORK…..You have to share.

IN PRISON…They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK…..You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON…All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK…..You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON…You spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK…..You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON…There are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK…..They are called supervisors.

Cheers

ps: I am a supervisor and i hate myself. All supervisors suck !!!

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Avatar the Last Airbender series is soon priemering in Nicktoons! Check it Out

	Airs: Friday 8:00 PM on Nickelodeon (30 mins) Status: New Series Premiered February 21, 2005 Rated 8.9 by Tv.com

Summary:

In a lost age, the world is divided into four nations: Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. Within each nation, there is a remarkable order of men and women called the “benders” who can learn to harness their inborn talent and manipulate their native element. Bending is a powerful form combining martial art and elemental magic.

In each generation, only one bender is solely capable of controlling all four elements. That bender is the Avatar. The Avatar is the spirit of the world manifests in human form. When the Avatar dies, it reincarnates into the next nation in the cycle. Starting with the mastery of his or her native element, the Avatar learns to bend all four elements. Throughout the ages, the countless incarnations of the Avatar have served to keep the four nations in harmony.

Then, the firebenders attacked. Just as the world needed the Avatar the most, he mysteriously vanished. A hundred years later, the Fire Nation is near final victory in its ruthless war of world domination. The Air Nomads were destroyed, the Air Temples ravished, and all airbender monks eradicated. The Water Tribes were raided and driven to the brink of extinction. The Earth Kingdom remains and fights a hopeless war against the Fire Nation. Many believe the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads and the cycle is broken.

In the desolated South Pole, a lone Water tribe struggles to survive. It is here that the village’s last remaining waterbender Katara and her warrior brother Sokka rescue a strange 12-year-old boy named Aang who has been suspended in hibernation in an iceberg. The tribe soon discovers that Aang is not only an Airbender–the extinct race no one has seen in a century–but also the long lost Avatar. Now Katara and Sokka must safeguard the child Avatar in his journey to master all four elements and save the world from the Fire Nation.

Cheers.

ps: Another good series by Nicktoons.

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ok ok,

Just a few things i would be attamepting the not so distant future

Cheers.

ps: How the hell do i orbit in space?

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