Ok ok,

I checked my mail today like everyday for the last 12 years and i found a fan mail for one of my blog entries. It seems people actually come round and read the senseless things i publish. Interesting. Maybe if i can get a few sponsors to put up banners in my site, maybe i can make money, good money. Now thats a thought.

Ok, back to the Fan mail issue.

This is the blog entry

And heres the Fan mail.

Dear Tomoto,

I saw your mrt roadmap for the future. its disgsting. I would like to say, i dont like u, ur blog or whatever and whoever is assocaited with you. Buangkok is opening soon, and as resident of Buangkok we will put our town on the map. I think you are spiteful by teasing us and by not rallying to our course. i will pray to God everyday that there will never be a Bukit Timah line. I want to see you cry like a pig. Again, i hate you and i think you shit.

Warmest regards,

anonymous

My reply:

Dear anonymous,

1. I was pleasantly surprised to see your fan mail. Thanks for writing. Although I frankly think that you should give up writing and run to the furthest side of the world. You mail is full of mistakes, full of grammar and spelling mistakes. Spelling firstly, Disgusting is spelled as D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G and not disgsting. When you want to express hate, you have to spell rightly first. Grammatically, when you write a hate mail, what kind of a jackass uses "warmest regards" at the end. That means u actually like me.
2. Moving on, I am overjoyed that Buangkok station is going to be opened, but I don’t really care. I am never going there. Trust me when I say this, It was not because of you the stations opening. When u cannot write a hate mail, it means you can’t do anything right.
3. I am spiteful because I don’t care that your beloved station was not operating? That’s funny, that’s not spiteful, that’s not giving a shit. Please try to be more convincing next time. Ok, whets the deal about wanting to see me cry? If I am going to cry because there is no MRT line at my doorstep, I would have started, which I never did. Moreover, that will make me look like you, a loser. I won’t do that.
4. Finally, the problem with your hate mail is, it feels like a 3rd century greeting message and has no wrath in it. You want to insult someone; you need a certain flair for it, which I feel was never part of your genetic makeup, or your father’s for that matter. This is my blog and I write what I feel is right. I never did invite anyone to read it and if they did never invited anyone to comment about it. So, kindly take you load of crap and stuff it up your ass.
5. When you read the mail, please look up the dictionary for the meaning of the more eloquent words. It may astound you. I wish you well and hope never to hear from or see you ever. For the record, its "Tomato" not "Tomoto".

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So folks, That was the interesting matter i was talking about. Maybe you all should start receiving your own hate mails. They are sure fun.

Cheers

ps: That guy must be experiment gone wrong between a horse and a human.

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