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Hope and Dreams
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 15:02 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I am in the process of changing my hopes and dreams to be consistent with the current state of economy. My new goal is to be smothered to death by old dead pigs that fall off a transport truck or perhaps swine flu as a replacement. I am also saving money by drinking nothing but mugs of stale air.

Cheers.
ps: My savings have skyrocketed and I am ready to retire to Bhutan.

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Archtomato works in IT, fixing computery thingys for a living. During a rare soul searching session, he had an epiphany and coined the term "archtomato" to identify himself.

Archtomato bought his way through an undergraduate education in computer science in mid 2010 by dating a really old lady professor and is currently addicted to his iphone 4.

Archtomato likes chocolates, Chuck Norris jokes and world peace but dislikes Fractions.

He now lives in North Western Singapore and sings regularly but horribly in the bathroom.

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