| Apologies for the Frivolity Visualised by archtomato On Monday, February 9, 2009 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Fear of success is one of the new fears I’ve heard about lately. And I think it’s definitely a sign that we’re running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel. Are we going to need Alcoholics Anonymous type meetings for these people? They get up to the microphone and go, “Hi, my name is Bill and I can’t stand the thought of having a 52inch LCD TV and a cream colored Mercedes Benz.” According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better off in the coffin than leading the prayer ceremony. The thing I don’t understand about the suicide person is the people who try to commit suicide, for some reason they don’t die, and that’s it. They stop trying. Why don’t they just keep trying? What’s changed? Is their life any better now? No. In fact, it’s worse, because now they’ve found out here’s one more thing you stink at. And that’s why these people don’t succeed at life to begin with. They give up too easy. I say, pills don’t work? Try a rope. No rope? Try the Mrt track. There’s nothing more rewarding than reaching a goal you’ve set for yourself. Cheers. 1 Tomato thrown at Article: “Apologies for the Frivolity”
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Rubbish. Utter rubish