Ok ok,
Around my flat, a lot of people walk their dogs and I always see them walking along
with their little poop bags. This, to me, is the lowest activity in human life. Following a dog with a little scooper and plastic bag. Waiting for the damn dog to go so you can walk down the street with it in your bag.
If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. There are dogs in the white house after all. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one is carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? I say, if this is where we’re at after 30,000 years of civilization, let’s just give up. I’m serious, let’s pack it up. It’s not worth it. Let’s just say the human race as an idea didn’t quite work.
It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time, but it just didn’t pan out. We made fire with stones, we made fire crackers, and then went to the moon and also produced nuke baddies along the way but still somehow wound up carrying little bags of dog doody around with us. We just got mixed up somewhere. Let’s just give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line.
Cheers
ps: I am not a dog person