“Emile works for the Singapore Armed Forces as an Technical Support Engineer. His cyber alias Meshuggah comes from his favourite rock band. He jams music for fun and eats cereals for breakfast. Ever a early adopter, he started blogging a few years back to express his thoughts on the world around him. He now lives in Western Singapore and shaves regularly.”
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I found a clip of their radio show.. that featured one of the entries I wrote for them…

You can download the segment of their show from here: Emile – Top Ten Reasons Why I Dont Smoke (Audio)

One was against me while the other was with my views.. think that’s how they run the show to make it exciting… but he suck for disagreeing with me. I’m always right no matter what. He’s rebuttals were weak. Period.

Start:

Courtesy >> http://xanga.com/emilesabastion

Top 10 reasons on why I don’t smoke

Sunday, October 23, 2005

10. Menthol light are bloody $11 per pack.

09. Smokers are always asking/beging for a stick.

08. Smokers smell, seriously, it’s worse than fart.

07. They look cooler when they get lung cancer.

06. 9 out of 10 smokers wants to quit but only 1 is successful. Everyone thinks they are ‘The ONE’.

05. I ain’t weak. I don’t succumb to peer pressure. I’m almighty. I don’t need a puny cig to look cool.

04. Morons contribute to the government.

03. People are trying their best to get in while people who are in it are trying hard to get out.

02. Mommy told me not to smoke.

01. I love myself too much.

I would like to thank the anti-smoking advertising campaign for doing such a good job at shocking the public with graphic pictures of a sliced, bloodied brain of a smoker who suffered from stroke and a cross section of a smoker who died from lung-cancer. The censorship board must hate you guys.

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Will post more of my top 10 lists here for your viewing pleasure in time to come. =)

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1. Archtomato says:

   December 2, 2005 at 4:51 am

   i played this clip in the office and shared to the speaker. Everybody down to the boss were listening to your blog man.

   The smoker DJ absolutely hates you. Good one, Emile from Singapore has scored a point for Singapore.

   Cheers

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