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Return of The Sith
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, November 19, 2005 at 5:30 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

I was sitting at my desk this morning, idling my hours and dreaming of my next paycheck. All of a sudden i felt a eveil aura about me. I know that a Sith was among us. I turned to see my CEO walking in. The Sith-Lord himself.

He walked in, making false pretense to smile at everyone and trying to remember everyone’s name. He stopped at my table and asked how my project was going. Then looking at my cluttered desk, asked me to take it easy and relax abit. Then he excused himself saying he had to attend a meeting. I think he was meeting his wife for golf.

Score one. My Messy table facade has proven to be right. The old baldy actually thought i was hardworking and was busy making money for his company. Dream on Sith-Lord. Thats never going to happen.

My Cluttered Desk after some clearing up

The guys before Ceo stepped in

The guys during Ceo’s visit

The guys after Ceo Stepped out

My pair of diesels!

Thats all folks.

Cheers

ps: I hate bald CEOs.

ps2:
Especially when they like to play golf

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