FIVE POINT DARES
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 14:36 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
The final part of the office dares series. Enjoy !!!
1 – At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself -.
2 – Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3 – For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4 – Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5 – After every sentence, say ‘mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent – As in "the report’s on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one
hour.
6 – While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7 – In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8 – At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,"As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again."
9 – In a colleague’s diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10 – Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11 – Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it’s gone now".
12 – Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,say, "I can’t talk about it".
13 – Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14 – Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,etc – during a very important conference call.
15 – Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16 – Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17 – Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18 – During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19 – Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
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