Boba Boba Boba 
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5 seconds of nothingness 
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Ok ok,

About ten times a day I see a link on the Internet to a video clip that looks interesting or newsworthy. I usually click that link because apparently I am incapable of learning from experience.

As you know, videos on the Internet sometimes crash your device. Sometimes they start but never play to completion because of traffic loads.

Sometimes there is no video to be found at the end of the links.

Sometimes intrusive ads disguised as videos create too many decoys and I give up searching for the real one on the page.

And sometimes the video clips start with ads that are longer than my attention span. I bail out after 5 seconds of nothingness to get on with my life.

People say videos on the Internet are awesome. I hope to someday see one. Have any of you ever seen one? Do the images move the entire time, like television?

Cheers.
ps: Talk about not learning from mistakes

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1 Ramadhan 1436 
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“Indeed, the most noble of you in the sight of Allah
is the most righteous of you.
Indeed, Allah is Knowing and Acquainted.”
– Al Quran, 49:13.

Maximum Power this Ramadhan, everyone.


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Year 9 – Ops Bacinet 
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Soldier

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Fujinon 16mm 1.4 
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16mm Fujinon 1.4

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2015.Start 
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“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.”
“I don’t much care where –”
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.

Happy 2015 everyone.


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2014.End 
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“As i sit here wondering different i would be next year”
“I realise, not very much.”
“It’s going to be the same.”
“And it’s going to rock.”

Here’s to the best that 2014 has given.


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True Coolness come from Within 
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What is cool. Hmmmm.

Having PHDs in 6 different languages?
Going to the Moon and back?
Wrangling with a grizzly and living to tell about it?
Doing social service all your life?
Fighting and winning your inner demons?
Paying lots of taxes?

No.

Cool is walking up to someone in a supermarket,
lifting your shirt and asking if they would
like their cheese grated on your abs.
And Chuck Norris.

If you can afford to be neither,
You are not cool.


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Here’s to the Most Awesomest Science Fiction Character Ever Created 
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darth

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Brazil 2014 – Gut Gemacht 
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Brazil 2014

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