Every 175 Years 
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Everything except his Face 
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“And do not invoke with Allah another deity.
There is no deity except Him.
Everything will be destroyed except His Face.
His is the judgement, and to Him you will be returned.”

– Al Quran, 28:88.


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Fortuna Favours the Bold 
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Ok ok,

When Fortuna selects her agents, she does so at a cost. She makes demands in exchange for singularity. She can be a petulant child sometimes, that fortuna.

Wow.
What a fine tale fortuna has spun.
A rich tapestry of details and peels of wonderous laughter.
Would i have know that a simple reply could have such power.

Have i been missing this all my life?
For when she speaks, i find myself in her.

When Fortuna selects her agents, she does so at a cost. She makes demands in exchange for singularity. She can be a petulant child sometimes, that fortuna.

Cheers.
ps: Here’s to hidden fats

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Here’s to the Next Ten 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, October 8, 2015 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

“As i sit here wondering how i was 10 years ago”
“I realise, not very much.”
“But i have been writing this blog for that much.”
“If not anything else, my thoughts are now better organised.”

Insha Allah, Here’s to the next TEN.

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9 Aug 2015 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, August 9, 2015 at 23:54 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Have a happy National Day, Singapore Read more »

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Dear Mr. Ford 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, August 6, 2015 at 1:21 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

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Boba Boba Boba 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, July 27, 2015 at 1:18 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

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5 seconds of nothingness 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

About ten times a day I see a link on the Internet to a video clip that looks interesting or newsworthy. I usually click that link because apparently I am incapable of learning from experience.

As you know, videos on the Internet sometimes crash your device. Sometimes they start but never play to completion because of traffic loads.

Sometimes there is no video to be found at the end of the links.

Sometimes intrusive ads disguised as videos create too many decoys and I give up searching for the real one on the page.

And sometimes the video clips start with ads that are longer than my attention span. I bail out after 5 seconds of nothingness to get on with my life.

People say videos on the Internet are awesome. I hope to someday see one. Have any of you ever seen one? Do the images move the entire time, like television?

Cheers.
ps: Talk about not learning from mistakes

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1 Ramadhan 1436 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, June 17, 2015 at 19:30 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


“Indeed, the most noble of you in the sight of Allah
is the most righteous of you.
Indeed, Allah is Knowing and Acquainted.”
– Al Quran, 49:13.

Maximum Power this Ramadhan, everyone.


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Year 9 – Ops Bacinet 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, June 14, 2015 at 12:23 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Soldier

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