Here’s to the Most Awesomest Science Fiction Character Ever Created 
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Brazil 2014 – Gut Gemacht 
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Brazil 2014

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Mounam Paathi Moagam Paathi 
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Aaraatha Aasaigal Thoandrum Ennai Thoondum
Aanaalum Vaai Paesa Anjum Intha Nenjam
Aval Paerai Naalum Asai Poadum Ullam
Aval Poagum Paathai Nizhal Pola Sellum
Mounam Paathi Moagam Paathi
Ennai Kollum Ennaalum.


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Time Machine 
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Ok ok,

When I was 12, i read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light. Yes i read that when i was 12. I was a huge nerd back then.

So as i was saying, when i was 12, i read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light, and so i constructed a time machine by securing my neighbour’s portable electric generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel.

Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future where boob enhancement was free and compulsory, i had instead traveled 50m along the footpath at 200 km/h before finding myself in a small bush.

When asked by the doctor for the cause of accident, i simply stated “time travel attempt” but he wrote down “stupidity”.

If i did have a working time machine now, the first thing i would do is go back four days and tell myself to use a bottle opener when opening bottle caps and not my mouth.

I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to take up projects that are “good” for my career. I would then travel back to 2011 and tell myself that falling in love is a bad thing.

What would you do if you had a time machine?

Cheers.
ps: Physics Rules

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UnOrganic Milk 
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Robot Milk

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St Kilda’s Latin Festival 
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Sturt Street 
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Being Open Sourced 
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Black & White Series 
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Black & White Series, a set on Flickr.

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