2014.End 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 31, 2014 at 23:59 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


“As i sit here wondering different i would be next year”
“I realise, not very much.”
“It’s going to be the same.”
“And it’s going to rock.”

Here’s to the best that 2014 has given.


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True Coolness come from Within 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 at 14:18 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


What is cool. Hmmmm.

Having PHDs in 6 different languages?
Going to the Moon and back?
Wrangling with a grizzly and living to tell about it?
Doing social service all your life?
Fighting and winning your inner demons?
Paying lots of taxes?

No.

Cool is walking up to someone in a supermarket,
lifting your shirt and asking if they would
like their cheese grated on your abs.
And Chuck Norris.

If you can afford to be neither,
You are not cool.


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Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.


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