2014.End 
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“As i sit here wondering different i would be next year”
“I realise, not very much.”
“It’s going to be the same.”
“And it’s going to rock.”

Here’s to the best that 2014 has given.


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True Coolness come from Within 
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What is cool. Hmmmm.

Having PHDs in 6 different languages?
Going to the Moon and back?
Wrangling with a grizzly and living to tell about it?
Doing social service all your life?
Fighting and winning your inner demons?
Paying lots of taxes?

No.

Cool is walking up to someone in a supermarket,
lifting your shirt and asking if they would
like their cheese grated on your abs.
And Chuck Norris.

If you can afford to be neither,
You are not cool.


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Here’s to the Most Awesomest Science Fiction Character Ever Created 
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darth

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Brazil 2014 – Gut Gemacht 
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Brazil 2014

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World Cup Vintage 
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Mounam Paathi Moagam Paathi 
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Aaraatha Aasaigal Thoandrum Ennai Thoondum
Aanaalum Vaai Paesa Anjum Intha Nenjam
Aval Paerai Naalum Asai Poadum Ullam
Aval Poagum Paathai Nizhal Pola Sellum
Mounam Paathi Moagam Paathi
Ennai Kollum Ennaalum.


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Time Machine 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, February 20, 2014 at 23:12 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

When I was 12, i read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light. Yes i read that when i was 12. I was a huge nerd back then.

So as i was saying, when i was 12, i read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light, and so i constructed a time machine by securing my neighbour’s portable electric generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel.

Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future where boob enhancement was free and compulsory, i had instead traveled 50m along the footpath at 200 km/h before finding myself in a small bush.

When asked by the doctor for the cause of accident, i simply stated “time travel attempt” but he wrote down “stupidity”.

If i did have a working time machine now, the first thing i would do is go back four days and tell myself to use a bottle opener when opening bottle caps and not my mouth.

I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to take up projects that are “good” for my career. I would then travel back to 2011 and tell myself that falling in love is a bad thing.

What would you do if you had a time machine?

Cheers.
ps: Physics Rules

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UnOrganic Milk 
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Robot Milk

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St Kilda’s Latin Festival 
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St Kilda’s Latin Festival, a set on Flickr.

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Sturt Street 
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Sturt Street, a set on Flickr.

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