Singing to the motherland 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, January 30, 2013 at 0:46 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Singing to the motherland

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Yes, I believe in heaven 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, January 24, 2013 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Yes, I believe in heaven. It is in the smile and time I give others. It is in the weekends I play left4dead with the boys. It is in the cheesy Chuck Norris movies which makes me cry, every time. And yes, Heaven is in the look I give her every time, as though it is my first time.

ps: Getting there is the problem.

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Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, January 19, 2013 at 0:37 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


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The Hard Truth 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 15:26 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

“The hard truth is that, everyone one of us is dying, moment by moment, day by day. That is the inescapable truth of this existence. It is a realisation that can hit us with utter fear to make us immobile or energize us with impatience to find a memory in every action. To be alive, under sunshine, or starlight, in weather fair or stormy.

To flutter with every step, be they through gardens of flowers or through deep snows.”

ps: Getting there is the problem.

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Going Che 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, January 4, 2013 at 2:33 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


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Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, January 1, 2013 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.”
“I don’t much care where –”
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.

Happy 2013 everyone.

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Archtomato . OxyMoron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

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