Ok ok,
To me, the difference between being single and married is the form of government. When you’re single, you are the dictator of your own life. You have complete power. When I give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on in the middle of the day, no one can overrule me! When you’re married, you are part of a vast decision-making body. Before anything is accomplished, there’s got to be meetings, committees have to study the situation.
And this is if the marriage works. I think this is the reason why divorce is so painful. You’ve been impeached and you weren’t even the President.
Cheers.
ps: Married folks, take it easy. You knew what you were signing up for.