Only way to win is a stalemate 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 6, 2011 at 15:08 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

 

“It was once believed that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man’s subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.” – Source Unknown.

 

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Ghost Trapping 101 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 0:40 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

 
 

Ghost Trapping 101

The right way at Ghost Trapping

 
 

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The Emotion of Motion 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, November 9, 2011 at 20:25 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

All Children instinctively know it. A few adults still remember it. Those who have felt it refuse to outgrow it. In grown-up language, it means the exhilaration and liberation from experiencing the emotion of motion. But as usual kids put it much better and simple call it “Zoom-Zoom”.

I try to practice it every day. It’s who i am. It’s why i do what i do. It’s a passion that drives me and not me it. When are you going to re-awaken your own “Zoom-Zoom”?

Cheers.
ps: [Fill in custom post-script here].

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Remember Remember, The 5th of November 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, November 5, 2011 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Snow got Sunbbed

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…

 

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Heroes 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, November 3, 2011 at 18:40 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Who Am i.

Everyone wants to be a hero; we all want to save the day. You fantasize about it after every action movie you watch. Plastering your face upon the protagonist in one of the over sensationalized situations, and then mimicking the actions of the flavor-of-the-moment actor whom happens to be playing the role.

Life isn’t a movie; the fictional characters of the screen are simply that, fiction, along with their actions. They are an extreme, risking everything selflessly within outlandish circumstances. They have become the image of the hero, monopolizing the definition. But the word hero encompasses so much more.

Heroes come in all shapes and forms, they are a son, a daughter, a stranger. They are everyday people just like you and me, except when they were put in a situation they went above and beyond.

People are heroes for various different reasons, many of which are not as glorified as we usually imagine them to be. And just because their actions aren’t as showy doesn’t diminish their heroic status.

Sometimes heroes are not seen for what they truly are, special, unique. Sometimes standing out of the crowd isn’t seen, at the time, as heroic simply because of society’s conformist mentality, to step away from the group, to question the unquestioned.

Who Am i? I am a Hero, just like you. Lastly, i will leave you with this – Heroes are not born, they are cornered.

Cheers.
ps: More heroes came out of the hiding after this article was published.
ps2: Barney Stinson and Chuck Norris are counted as Heroes.

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Colors with lines 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, October 30, 2011 at 22:24 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Iqra

Found this Caligraphy. Interesting.

Cheers.
ps: IQRA!!

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The Poor Man’s armour 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 16:13 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

 

Someone once said, “Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible”.

 

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Man’s Best Friend 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, October 22, 2011 at 16:05 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

The fried chicken used to be Man’s best friend. It took part in sporting events, social events, religious gatherings and to watch Star wars the complete saga in Bluray. The fried chicken used to be Man’s best friend until it was revealed that no dog was ever harmed in making hot dogs (Chinese territories and Korea excluded).

Cheers.
ps: Not affiliated with KFC in any way.

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Wrongfully Accused 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, October 14, 2011 at 21:06 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

For months, I’ve woken up to a mysterious, intermittent banging sound coming from somewhere in my home. I can’t tell you how many mornings i have groggily walked around in my creased clothing searching for its cause.

Frustrated by my inability to locate the source of the banging, i falsely accused my newly bought fridge and began plotting a plan for its replacement. But then i caught a break. Rising earlier than usual one time, for reasons urinary, i stumbled across the real source of the strange noise – a small yellow necked, black breasted bird living in a tree just beneath my kitchen window.

Periodically he would fly to the kitchen window and peck furiously at it with his beak and then quickly retreat to a nearby branch. At first i assumed that the morning light caused him to see his reflection and, being of limited intelligence, and/ or filled with self-loathing, attack it. But once again, my initial instinct proved wrong. My windows were opaque.

After a long conversation with the bird however, i learned that he was banging on the window because he found the sound fascinating. I have since apologized to the fridge for a wrongful accusation, but it has been, not surprisingly, cool towards me.

Cheers.
ps: Sorry, that really wasn’t worth the journey.

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An Ode to Beauty 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, October 9, 2011 at 22:41 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

 

Kannukku Mai Azhagu
Kavidhaikku Poi Azhagu
kannathil Kuzhi Azhagu
Kaar Koondal Pen Azhagu

Ilamaikki Nadai Azhagu
Mudhumaikku Narai Azhagu
Kalvarkku Iravu Azhagu
Kadalarkku Nilavu Azhagu
Nilavukku Karai Azhagu
Paravaikku Seragu Azhagu
Avvaikku Koon Azhagu
Annaikku Saei Azhagu

Vidikalai Vin Azhagu
Vidiyum Varai Pen Azhagu
Nellukku Nattru Azhagu
Thennaikku Keetru Azhagu
Orukku Are Azhagu
Orvalathil Thare Azhagu
Thamizhukku Zha Azhagu
Talaivikku Naan Azhagu

Hats off to the Kaviarasu.

 

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