Complexities of Simplicity 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 23:29 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Sometimes i hear women saying, “Men are too inanely simple .. “.

O right, i am only a man and therefore simple. It was the simple man who a spanned the great bridges and built the skyscrapers of the world. It was the same simple man who pulled out Excalibur and much later in history went on to invent the world wide web. But yeah, they are right, all we simpletons did next was to put robots out in surface of Mars , and not to mention defeating the little scourge called communism and if i am not mistaken, No not mistaken, it was a man who took up a pen and started to write when GOD first spoke.

So when a woman says to me that a man is simple, i think she is probably right, probably.

ps: I always wanted to use scourge in a sentence. Mission Accomplished.
ps2: Feminists, don’t be mad, it was not me who came up with this but my brain. Please refer to previous post on the 6th of September 2011.

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Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, September 20, 2011 at 0:08 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Pethavanga paarthuvacha ponna enakku pudikkala;
Ponna konjam pudichaalum, manamudikka pudikkala.

Manamudikka nenaichaalum, jaalipanna pudikkala;
Jaalipanna nenaichaalum, vaaliyaaga pudikala.

Unna mattum pudikkidhu; un kanna mattum pudikkidhu;
Unna kanna mattum pudikkidhu; semmai vannam mattum pudikkidhu.

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Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, September 18, 2011 at 2:47 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Word of the day: Aaromale … Awesome tune …


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Sticky Black Hole 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, September 13, 2011 at 19:37 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Generally speaking, the world wide web is a gaping black hole that sucks in intelligence, civility, realism, zen, respect and spits out raw unfiltered unadulterated stupidity. This of course provides the saner among us with ample opportunities to feel good about ourselves.

ps: Chuck Norris doesn’t surf the web, the web is the dead brain cells he donated to cancer research.

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Dance With the Devil 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, September 10, 2011 at 16:35 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Snow got Sunbbed

Dance With the Devil (Batman 1989) – by Aaron Christopher Judd


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Inception by Brain 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 3:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I hate my brain. Really. I was trying to think of a way to replace it, but my brain outsmarted me. I realized, as is probably obvious to all of you, that my brain would never let me think of how to replace it. At least my brain wouldn’t, my brain is smarter than me.

See, my brain controls what I dream about. Dreams are our escape from reality. The possibilities of our dreams are endless. Renowned physicist Walter Bishop once famously remarked that dreams have the ability to help us transcend the space time fabric to another plane of existence. Of course i have no idea what he means but maybe you do. There are absolutely no restrictions. At least that’s what they say dreams are. Don’t ask me who “they” are. But i believe dreams are just pure sophistry. 125% unadulterated BS.

Last night, I had a dream. Not the kind that Steve Jobs or Anna Hazare would have had, but rather a vague unclear and enigmatic dream. I dreamt that i was in my living room watching the tv that was switched off, while a 200kg gorilla was sitting opposite me making lewd gestures at me. And as i have mentioned countless times, i believe the gorilla meant to hurt me real bad.

I mean seriously, is this what my brain can come up with? I could think of 7 things right now that would be more impressive:

1. Floating within the moment that determines failure and success neither here nor there.
2. Laughing loudly at Darth Vader a minute before he put on his mask.
3. Eating a lot of hot dogs really fast.
4. Play with StikFas.
5. Getting beaten the crap out of by Samuel L Jackson;
5a. While at the same time peeling a banana to find there is chocolate inside.
6. Going for a ride on BattleStar Galactica.
7. Taking part in a coup to supplant a communist or senile dictator acting democratic (You know who you are).
8. Compiling a source code that infinitely loops within itself.
9. Getting my voice-mail recorded my Mr. James Earl Jones.
10. (And my all time favourite) Outrunning the sonic boom of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Tell me these are great ideas. I should be a brain. Would you want me as your brain? OK that’s it i’m going to bed now.

ps: Purely for humour, nothing profound.

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A Most Preposterous Proposition 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, September 2, 2011 at 21:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

If you break a infinite problem into small pieces,
You still have to contend with infinite pieces of smaller problems.
So what do you do? What do you do?

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Archtomato . OxyMoron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

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