Kuviyamilla Oru Katchi Paedai 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 1:45 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Enamo Aedho

Ennam Thiraluthu Kanavil
Vannam Thiraluthu Ninaivil
Kangal Iruluthu Nanavil
Mutti Mulaikkuthu Manathil..
Vetti Erinthudum Nodiyil
Mottu Avizhuthu Kodiyil..

Aeno Kuviyamilla Oru Katchi Paedai
Uruvamilla Naalai

ps: Em semmozhi in her full glory.

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless, Tributes 
Ooo Aah Mr. Bond 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, April 17, 2011 at 13:03 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

When you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Sometimes, you just have to let loose and go with your gut feelings, like all those villains in all the James Bond movies.

Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: “Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn’t work.” See how cool these guys are. They know they have a kick ass spy on their tail and they still remember their manners. I have never seen a Bond villain’s feathers being ruffled. Like never (* Casino Royale doesn’t count, the villain was a wuss).

The other odd thing about the Bond movies is they have the most evil guy in the world vs. the most hardy guy in the world and you leave liking both of them equally. That i suppose tells us something. Its not about what you do, its how well you do it, and how much fun you have doing it.

ps: Bloodnofsky is an awesome name for a villain.

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless 
IPhone 4 on 4.3.1 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, April 15, 2011 at 1:58 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Brand New Iphone 4, Jailbroken with 4.3.1. Awesome.

Apps tested working with IOS 4.3.1
– SBSetting (With Toggles)
– iBlackList
– Bitesms
– pkgBackup
– InfiniDock
– CyDelete
– LockInfo
– QuickLock
– Iconoclasm
– Cydia
– Winterboard
– 3G Unrestrictor
– AndriodLock XT
– Fontswap
– removeBG
– Installous 4


Lockscreen 1

Homescreen 1

Homescreen 2

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless 
Fortuna’s call 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, April 9, 2011 at 20:28 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

When Fortuna selects her agents, she does so at a cost. She makes demands in exchange for singularity. She can be a petulant child sometimes, that fortuna.

And if it is you she chooses, don’t blink, for you might might be forced to do something against your very nature. Suddenly the changes that should have been wonderful, come to you as a betrayal, plunging cold into you like a curved dagger.

It may seem cruel to me and you and in all sense it rightfully may be. But the goal is nothing short of self preservation. Nothing more than Survival.

ps: I actually don’t know what i’m writing.
ps2: Please enlighten me if you do.

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless 
Poker every 2nd Wednesday 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, April 5, 2011 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen that coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless 
The Losing Side 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, April 2, 2011 at 0:30 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Someone asked me this.
Who is on the losing side, the one who doubts or the one who believes?
What do you think?

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, April 1, 2011 at 0:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

1st of April. No post today.

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Announcements 

Fact File

Archtomato . OxyMoron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

 Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

 Rss 2.0  |  Atom  |  Main

Blog Search

Articles Vault



Recent Comments


Still going strong in an inane work full of Ozone Depletion, Data Breaches, Chuck Norris, Tough Cookies, Mangy Dogs, Zits, Scurvy, Ninjas, Racism, Pollution, Herpes, Festivus , Broccoli, Mimes, Ghost Whisperer, Smelly Beavers, Petya, Donald Trump, Adolescence, Gravity, Pin Worms, Maths, Black Holes, Jedis, Cuban Cigars, Quick Sand, Methamphetamie, Ransomware and Nuke Baddies. Archtomato.com® reserves the full rights to all materials found on this domain. All works are commisioned and owned by Archtomato.com®, unless explicitly stated and are protected by international copyright laws. Archtomato.com® shall not be held liable should these materials be distributed without the explicit written permission of Archtomato.com®. Not Suitable for Dummies, Feminists, Animal Rights Activists, Scientologists and Dead People. Powered by 125% Freshly Locally Squeezed Tomato Juice.

Archtomato.com © 2005-2019. All Rights Reserved.