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Bro Code: Article 118 Visualised by archtomato On Monday, February 7, 2011 at 3:19 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Article 118 states that, “When a bro is with his bros, He is not a vegetarian”. ~~Exception to rule: Health Reasons~~ Cheers. ps: Steak, Steak, Steak !!! No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
Bad Blood Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, February 5, 2011 at 0:00 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. I wish to try to be a over the top cliched bad guy. Black cloak, oily skin, kind of spooky looking, quoting cheesy Chuck Norris jokes. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
Ulagam Enbathu Medai Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, February 2, 2011 at 2:44 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ulagam Enbathu Medai; Athil Nee Nadanam Aadu. Puthithaai Thathumbum Nathipola Aadu. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
Job Woes Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, February 1, 2011 at 3:03 Hrs \| Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Unemployment, that’s such a tough and ugly thing. Even if you get a job, after you’ve been unemployed, It takes quite a bit of time to brush off the new guy stigma and become a regular. And if there’s a recession, you would be the first one to go. You can’t get it out of your mind. You just got the job, they’re already getting ready for you to be laid off. I have a friend who’s unemployed. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He’s always online sending thousands of resumes, each with a customized cover letter, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. Just listening makes you exhausted. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I’m sure they’d give him a raise. I’ve never seen someone do such a tremendous job, not working. Then i begin to wonder if unemployment is such a tough and ugly thing. Maybe its alright. Just Maybe. Cheers ps: Many people lost their job after reading this article. No Tomatoes Squashed • Throw a Tomato • Category: Ageless
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Archtomato

Archtomato . ~~Oxy~~Moron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

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