Ok ok,
Since its the time of festivities and i was having a discussion about shopping, lets talk about shopping habits.
Buying clothes is always tricky. But when there’s loud music playing, it really throws your judgment. You look at stuff like, “Hey, if there was a cool party and I was a cool guy, this might be a cool shirt.” You get it home, there’s no music, there’s no party, and you’re not a cool guy. You’re the same chump, just 50 bucks lighter.
Women approach clothes from a different angle altogether. The other day I was out shopping for clothes with a friend and i was watching women in a department store looking at clothes, and I noticed women don’t try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes. They take a dress off the rack and they hold it up against themselves. They can tell something from this. They stick one leg way out and kind of lean back. I guess they need to know, “If someday I’m one-legged at a forty-five-degree angle, what am I going to wear?”
You never see a man do that. You never see a guy take a suit off the rack, put his head behind the collar, and go, “What do you think about this suit? I think I’ll get it. Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I want to make sure. Now what if I’m walking? Move the shoes, move the shoes, move the shoes.”
Cheers.
ps: With online shopping, you get to avoid all these idiosyncrasies.