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Bro Code Article 39 says: When a bro gets a lady friend’s number, he waits at least ninety six hours before calling her.
Side Bar:
Q: I’m confused. If a woman gives me her phone number, doesn’t that mean she wants me to call her? Why do i have to wait so long?
A: Broflation – an unreasonable increase in female expectations about how bros should act. You call a woman the next day, she tells her friends you called the next day, and soon enough, women everywhere will expect guys to call them the next day. Before you know it, Bros the world over will find themselves trapped in relationships, and all because YOU couldn’t wait ninety six little hours.
Q: Okay, I’ve waited ninety six hours. When’s the best time of the day to call her?
A: Call during the middle of the day. You will have a better chance of getting her voice mail, which ultimately means less conversation. With any luck, you will be able to set something up without ever having to talk to her.
Q: I’ve always heard you wait three days? Why does the Bro Code specify four?
A: If you have heard of that, you can bet the women have too. By waiting an extra day, you make the woman feel special.
Cheers.
ps: So how long do you guys AND GIRLS wait?
