Bro Code: Article 89
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 17:48 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,
Article 89 states that, “A bro shall always say ‘yes’ in support of another bro”.
To elaborate further, when out and about, you must be ready to affirm and confirm whatever a bro tells his lady friend. “Yes, We are Navy Seals.” “Yes, he invented Face-book.” “Yes, He’s an Architect and the place you are standing on is his work.” This usually entails stretching the truth about personal wealth, athletic prowess, skill to operate various aircraft, and ability to bend the space-time continuum. Having a exit strategy also helps.
Cheers.
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Fact File Archtomato Archtomato . OxyMoron . Laughing at Gilded Butterflies Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.
Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.
He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.
Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.
He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.
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