| Vrooom Vrooom … Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 1:26 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, People will kill each other for a parking space in Singapore nowadays because they think, “If I don’t get this one, I may never get a space. I’ll be searching for months until somebody goes out to JB.” Because everybody in Singapore knows there’s way more cars than parking spaces. You see more cars driving around all hours of the night than the cars parked. The problem is, while car manufacturers are building hundreds of thousands of new cars every year, they’re not making any new spaces. That’s what they should be working on. Wouldn’t that be great, you go to the auto show and they’ve got a big revolving turntable with nothing on it. “New from Cherry-QQ, a space.” Cheers.  |
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| PP grieves … Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, June 20, 2010 at 3:34 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Sad news for PP … Hope the sad bash will help …
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| Jobs and One-Liners Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 17:37 Hrs | Minimum B.S. Ok ok, Women need to like the job of the guy they’re dating. If they don’t like the job, they don’t like the guy. Men know this—which is why we make up the phony, bogus names for the jobs that we have. “Well right now, I’m the regional management supervisor … I’m in development … I’m an architect … I consult …”. Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman, are not that concerned with her job. We’ll just go, “Really? Slaughterhouse? Is that where you work? That sounds interesting. So, what do you have, a big cleaver and you just lop their heads right off? Cheers. |
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