Haze 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, March 30, 2010 at 2:43 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

The thing about Singapore that always kind of throws me are the haze alerts. They will sometimes actually recommend that people stay indoors during the haze alerts.

Now maybe I’m way off, but don’t you think, I mean wouldn’t you assume, that the air in the house pretty much comes from the air in the city where the house is?

What do they think, we live in a jar with a couple of holes punched in the top?

Cheers.
ps: The air here stinks.

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Illaathathu 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, March 19, 2010 at 22:31 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Aanmai illaathavan meesai vaithaal, athu veerathai kaatathu …
Siriya mul, periya mul rendum illaathathu nerathai kaathathu ….


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Reasons for Boxing 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 2:52 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I love to go to sports events. Love, love, love sports. Anybody running around in an outfit with a stripe on it, I want to watch them do it.

Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. It’s almost as if these two guys are just desperate to compete with each other, but they couldn’t think of a sport. So they said, “Why don’t we just pound each other for forty-five minutes? Maybe someone will come watch that.”

It’s strange, two guys in shorts competing for a belt. They should award them slacks or a shirt, hell maybe even a hoodie.

The real problem is that you have two guys fighting who have no prior argument. They should have the boxers come into the ring in little cars, drive around a little bit, eventually there’s an accident. Then the boxing proper can begin. All i’m saying is, if they got to box, give them a valid reason to.

Cheers.
ps: Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee.

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