Realization 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 22:53 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I have come to realise, after much after thought, soul searching and reflection that women have powers far beyond those of mortal men.

A woman from Dell Sales side left a message on my phone the other day, with kind of a breathy voice. And no matter what a woman says, if it’s in that breathy voice, it sounds so appealing.

A stewardess could lean over, whisper in my ear, “Would you put on your seatbelt? We’re about to crash into a mountain.” And I would go, “Really? So what are you doing later by the ruptured fuselage? What do you say we meet for some peanuts over by the black box? I’ll bring the cushions.”

Cheers.
ps: Maybe that’s why planes crash so much

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The Greatest Trick 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, January 25, 2010 at 22:54 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn’t exist …


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Kansas City Shuffle 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 23:37 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Its a blindfold kick back type of a game
Called the Kansas City Shuffle
Whereas you look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle

Its a they-think you-think you don’t know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry

Cheers.

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Archtomato bought his way through an undergraduate education in computer science in mid 2010 by dating a really old lady professor and is currently addicted to his iphone 4.

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