i-Phone 3G A$$ 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 0:06 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

“My new I-Phone 3Gs.”

The Lock Screen

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Ramadan Day 1 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, August 21, 2009 at 19:19 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

“Allah is with those who restrain themselves.”
[Quran 16: 128]
Have a peaceful Ramadan.

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Viva Las Vegas 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 23:13 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Las Vegas … Still the ultimate entertainment town. Period.

Somebody explains everything to you there. You come in the hotel, the guy who carries your bags takes you upstairs, explains to you how to use the TV and remote control.

You turn on the TV, there’s a guy on there explains to you how to go downstairs and play the games. You play the games, you go out on the sidewalk and there’s a girl out there to explain to you how to go upstairs and use the room again.

And you keep going until you run out of girls or games or money, and then you go home.

Las Vegas … Still the ultimate entertainment town. Period.

ps: I will hit Vegas when 30 hits me.
ps2: In Support, you can mail your contribution cheques to “Save the Tomato Foundation”.
ps3: All cheques must be crossed.

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I Think I Offended The Citi 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, August 10, 2009 at 23:28 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I am one of those people who like to pay all my bills online. And as a result I tend to chalk up a monthly credit card debt, as you might expect from a bank. Paying the credit card bill is one of the most torturous tasks around. But it’s not entirely accidental. Banks inconvenience their customers for a reason.

For example, I would like the option of automatically debiting my checking account every month to pay off my credit card balance just before it is due. The system could easily send me a courtesy e-mail warning me the transfer was about to happen, in case I changed my mind. And if I didn’t have enough money in my checking account, it could warn me by e-mail and abort the transfer. This system would save me time and avoid late fees on my credit card.

You won’t be seeing that feature anytime soon. Banks and credit card companies make a lot of money from late fees. They have a naked interest in keeping their service as inconvenient as possible. My bank doesn’t even offer a check box option for paying the entire balance on my credit card. Instead I need to write down the balance from one screen, or try to memorize it, until the screen appears where I can enter that figure. In other words, they even make money from my typos. It’s totally intentional. Bastards. That trap has worked on me several times.

ps: You heard me right. I did say bastards.

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Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 19:09 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

You know that guy u see going into the 7-11 store while you are on your way to school. Sort of shifty looking fellow who buys a reader’s digest, a can of Kickapoo and a pack of butterfly ten in the morning? The kind of guy you wait to come out before u go in?

Well …. That guy is me and my name is Archtomato.

And if u took the time to really know me. Find out what kind of person I really am instead of stereotyping me? Well….. You would be wasting your time. I am exactly who u think I am. I will pretty much mess with anyone. Anyone except maybe Chuck Norris.

I am Archtomato, leader of men, with a giant bulls-eye on my ass.

ps: Who am i

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Chucking Norris 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, August 1, 2009 at 1:17 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

ps: I cannot get enough of Chuck Jokes …

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Fact File

Archtomato . OxyMoron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

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