3rd ICT : DAY 01 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 7:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

So it begins again ….

ps: More to come.

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Benjamin’s Button 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, June 27, 2009 at 1:38 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.” The other thing I’m not looking forward to is when they have to help you with the blow. You know those birthday parties when everyone gathers around behind the old person and blows with them? It’s sad, because old people don’t know that they’re being helped. They think, “Hey look, I’m blowing all these candles out. And I’m just inhaling. I’m in good shape. I’m going to live a lot longer.”

ps: I wanna die young.

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The Possibilities of Impossibilities 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, June 26, 2009 at 0:11 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

What if suddenly all your believes were called into question?
Up is Down;
Black is White;
Scriptures fiction;
Home is Thin Air instead of solid air.
What would you do?

ps: The possibilities of impossibilities.

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Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, June 24, 2009 at 12:32 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

So basically… its simple. There’s a decision to make. You look at every angle. every possibility. everything that could go right. Everything that could go wrong.

You look for EVERY reason to choose both sides. You look for EVERY reason NOT to choose either side. Result? Ridiculously confused. even more so than when you started this mess.

Let’s try that one again…

There’s a decision to make. You look at every angle. You ask yourself, “what do i WANT?” Then you ask, “can i live with that now, 50 years later and after im dead?” If the answer is yes, you’re golden. If the answer is no, try another angle.

So basically… its simple.

ps: Its Simple …

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The Newsman’s a Dad Too 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 1:42 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

All fathers are intimidating. They’re intimidating because they are fathers. Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his attitude is, “To hell with the world, I can make my own people. I’ll eat whenever I want, I’ll wear whatever I want, and I’ll create whoever I want.”

All fathers think one day they’re going to get a call from the CID. “Listen, we’ve completely lost track of the situation. You’ve been watching the news. What do you think we should do about it?”. That is probablky why u find so many fathers watching the news without fail.

ps: Not a fan of the news.

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Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 14:35 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I am so tired of having to come up with another little outfit for myself every day. In fact, I will say this—and I think many people agree with me—I think eventually fashion won’t even exist. I think someday we’ll all wear the same thing.

Because anytime I see a movie or a TV show where there are people from the future or another planet, they’re all wearing the same outfit. Somehow they all decided, “All right, that’s enough. From now on, this is going to be our outfit. One-piece silver jump suit, with a V-stripe on the chest, and boots. That’s it. We’re going to start visiting other planets and we want to look like a team.”

ps: Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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I-Phone 3G A$$ 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, June 12, 2009 at 23:54 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


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Committing 2 Commitment 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 16:57 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

One way to end the relationship is adultery. Yes, Adultery. Now that’s a heavy thing. You can’t just have an adultery, you must commit adultery. But you can’t commit adultery unless you have a commitment. So you have to make the commitment before you can even think about committing it. There’s no commit without the commit.

Once you commit, then you can commit the adultery, then you can get caught, get divorced,
lose your mind, and they have you committed.

But you know, some people actually cheat on the people that they’re cheating with, which is like holding up a bank and then turning to the robber next to you and going, “All right, give me everything you got, too.”

ps: Committing 2 Commitment.

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Life is a Storm 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, June 2, 2009 at 0:32 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you always do. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as archtomato, the man!

ps: One of the best from The count of Monte Cristo.

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Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

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