The Unending 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 2:17 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

One way to end the relationship is adultery. Adultery. Now that’s a heavy thing. You can’t just have an adultery, you must commit adultery. But you can’t commit adultery unless you have a commitment. So you have to make the commitment before you can even think about committing it.

There’s no commit without the commit. Once you commit, then you can commit the adultery, then you can get caught, get divorced, lose your mind, and they have you committed.

But you know, some people actually cheat on the people that they’re cheating with, which is like holding up a bank and then turning to the robber next to you and going, “All right, give me everything you got, too.”

ps: 2010 – Adultery

No Tomatoes Squashed   •  Throw a Tomato  •  Category: Ageless 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 18:19 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Happy Festivus Everyone. No Posts today.

ps: All i need now is the Airing of Grievances

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No choices 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 0:12 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

There are no choices. No Free will. There is nothing but a straight line.

The illusion comes afterward, when you ask ‘Why me?’ and ‘What if?’ , when you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning.

If you had done something differently, it wouldn’t be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.


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10 Nerd Holidays 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, December 14, 2009 at 18:14 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

10. Hackers Day (15 September)
Apart from the day the movie “Hackers” was released, this day allows geeks (yeahs and nerds too) to hack into anything they want.

9. Chuck Day (15 March)
Birthday of Chuck Norris. Need i say more?

8. Towel Day (25 May)
Celebrate the works of Douglas Adams by toting in a towel the whole day.

7. Pi Day (14 March)
Get it?

6. Festivus (23 December)
Its for the rest of us.

5. April Fools Day (1st April)
Breaking News: April Fool’s Day moved to July.

4. Talk like Pirate Day (19 September)
Avast, ye scurvy land-lubbers!

3. Black Friday (Friday following Thanksgiving Day)
Steam Store? Here i come.

2. Judgment Day (29 August)
Not the one from the Holy Books. I mean the actual Judgment Day, when Skynet went self-aware.

1. PC’s Birthday (12 August)
In 1981, the first PC, IBM’s 5150 went on sale for $1600.

ps: If you don’t understand this post, this is not intended for you.

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Archtomato . OxyMoron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

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